risotto broad

[vic @CountOnVic]

I love this dumbass shit so much lmaooo

[Pink Stanley Cup @ASamantha]

My sister sweated out her bob and everything 😭

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Nearly killed him lmao

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[patrick @patrick_sproull]

waiting until everyone has cooled on the album and coming out with a classy, generous response… give his PR a raise

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[amandalorian 🪩🧚🏽✨ @amandalorian_]

freddy’s flat when he makes it back to germany

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[Vulture @vulture]

dave portnoy’s name being invoked at a bravo reunion…

we have strayed so far from god’s light

[brian b.dot™️ miller @bdotTM]

this looks like when they tried to integrate schools in the south.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”

[Fat Dr. The Real Big Mama, No Kids @AfroAmEx]

Sadly with her finally announcing the split, it's giving she may already have one in the chamber. Check your man's phone.

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[k @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[John Summit @johnsummit]

you’re always welcome to be a backstage baddie hunter

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[Brian Rowe @mrbrianrowe]

Seeing all the rave reviews for Amy Adams in Cape Fear and then remembering that can’t win her an Oscar