Tyrant Lizard King

I think, therefore I tweet. Are they still called tweets?

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I started a business and I am getting a lot of scam emails from people names Ridwan, Abdul something, Abu something. Why isn’t there a John or a Kyle trying to scam me? I know the answer

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@seedoilcrusader @Mrtakeyourgir1l Liberal white women fuck minorities because they feel bad for them not because they’re all that
The jokes on both of yall

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@xoeeie Too bad nobody loves the coworker enough to keep her home
Shut up with the ambition stuff every girl I know cries everyday after an 8 hour shift if they haven’t cried during their shift already

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@WhiteyPowers83 Lucky bastard

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@lillybyt3 Hows that female intuition and intelligence going?

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@sappholives83 I know a guy that was drugged at a bar by a fat lady and she took him home and raped him

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@mariathies12 I’m engaging just to tell you all not to engage with faguettes

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@Cr7Godbrand Oprah is part of the epstein class right?

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@Arty_Nah Fuckheads

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@nypost We should ban exercise bands

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@Rylieparis05 @UofUGOP Why are they all ugly

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@Chadsonlight Then using your remaining pto

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@mehdirhasan Get a load of this goat fucker

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@NJBeisner Hideous creature

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@AlePuy_SLC @Chet_Cannon @ALEPUY @slcCouncil You racist prick

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@GhostOPRockwell Not in Utah but this is another example of why auto insurance rates keep getting higher

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As 9/11 comes up I think it’s a good idea to give moslems without plane tickets access to the airport

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BREAKING: The TSA has begun a new program allowing people without plane tickets to enter airport gates to visit terminal restaurants & shops.

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@GovCox I didn’t know somalis and afghanis loved baseball so much

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@disagreebutter I’ve been dealing with some issues in the last 6 months. Anytime I got to an appointment at the U I can never understand what the nurses are saying
Because they do not speak English fluently and this person is supposed to explain a procedure to me and the after care plan? Gtfo

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I used to think the hard R meant Retard turns out it means Nigger