Ty Reeves

just a girl in search of the hottest college football coach

[Ruth Madievsky @ruthmadievsky]

mentally I’m vibing with the lobotomized butter lambs

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

bring back club libby lu. i’m a taxpayer, i deserve a makeover, a tub of glitter body dust, and a choreographed dance to perform in the mall

[Bibs @BibsCorner]

Dwight Powell the employee who never misses a day, everybody trusts him, his camera is on in every meeting, he replies to every birthday and work anniversary email, signs every card, says good morning when he walks in, always dresses nice.

But nobody actually knows wtf he does.

[Ty Reeves @tyreeeeves]

I feel personally attacked when I see people come for meal preppers like sorry I am ORGANIZED and ON TOP OF THINGS

[Ty Reeves @tyreeeeves]

Devastating

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Victoria Justice has chosen not to return for the ‘Zoey 101’ sequel movie starring Jamie Lynn Spears.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Victoria Justice has chosen not to return for the ‘Zoey 101’ sequel movie starring Jamie Lynn Spears.

[sydney @demiurgently]

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.

pathetic.

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

she sat down with the president of nickelodeon and said “i want to make history” ..and that’s what this is

[Ty Reeves @tyreeeeves]

Don’t you hate it when the most annoying person you know does something funny

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

THE GOLDEN HAT IS COMING BACK TO AUSTIN

[Ty Reeves @tyreeeeves]

@BlackmarBlake I was told I could not set a date in football season

[Ty Reeves @tyreeeeves]

Dave aranda laughing is an instant hit of serotonin

[Chris Williams @CWillTV]

Here is Dave Aranda's response to @mattblively and me asking about this... I have never seen him laugh like that hahaha #SicEm

[Ty Reeves @tyreeeeves]

Hey @MazdaUSA I have a new brand ambassador for you

[Ty Reeves @tyreeeeves]

Grilled cheeses should be widely accepted as a breakfast food and I’ll die on that hill

[seynique @seynique]

“snickerdoodle” is the perfect name for a cookie. just a silly, yummy little guy. no notes.

[Ty Reeves @tyreeeeves]

@BaylorAthletics @BrickmanClow @macydukes @OLDMCDONALDson8

[🦂Hey There Doughlilah🌵 @caseyjparker]

the teacher asked my kindergartner what his favorite season was and he said “garlic salt”

[latke @latkedelrey]

some people don’t have rich or notable parents but they have really cool parents who, in turn, make them impossibly cool. this is nepotism of the mind