Ty Samatowic

|| I’m reverse paranoid, I’m convinced the universe is conspiring to make me happy || insta - tysamatowic OR📍

[Ty Samatowic @tysamatowic]

it’s time to escape somewhere extravagant

[Ty Samatowic @tysamatowic]

Pretty sure I just belong on a warm beach making smoothies, I’m over life responsibilities

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

The World don't owe you dick.....Its Wednesday cocksuckers......Its time to let these Motherfuckers know who's running things!

[Ty Samatowic @tysamatowic]

I hope I’m not the only one that finds myself lying to my therapist…😅

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its a beautiful day to be a bad motherfucker......

[Ty Samatowic @tysamatowic]

@DylanJordan24 Trade the man at this point

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its going to be a great day.......Thats all that matters.....

[felly @fellythekid]

make sure my bartender irish as fuck i don't even want to understand him

[Ty Samatowic @tysamatowic]

My sleep schedule is officially ruined

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

what kind of sick god would allow us to live in a world with 14 Saw movies and only one Ratatouille film

[Ty Samatowic @tysamatowic]

The most confused human

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This is fucking insane. Spread this.

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

How come every cop is outfitted like an Avenger but health care professionals are out there fighting COVID wearing barrels on suspenders

[GUAP @guapdad4000]

La I’m coming to protest, where are we at today ?

[Ty Samatowic @tysamatowic]

I officially have no consistent sleep schedule anymore

[Ty Samatowic @tysamatowic]

The amount of people I see driving by themselves with a mask on is incredible...