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MAGA

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

What my phone screen sees as I click “confirm bet” on the most retarded 6 leg TNF parlay to ever exist

[Sovey @SoveyX]

What really happened after the State Dinner.
The lost Xi camera roll has been found.

[AllureCrypt @AllureCrypt]

🚨Possible alleged Arch Manning apology video to Holly Rowe ‼️

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Hey Gavin, YOU gave him his CDL and then he killed three people with his tractor-trailer.

[JetSki Pump @tysanity45]

@JetBlue when are you going to dump the slow Viasat for @Starlink. The Fly-Fi service is subpar. Frequent disconnects and slow speeds! Give your customers better service!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starship as seen from Starlink satellites

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Tesla has released a new video of FSD avoiding accidents/savings lives.

[JetSki Pump @tysanity45]

@GavinNewsom Faggot

[JetSki Pump @tysanity45]

@TheGreenOldDill Newscum*

[JetSki Pump @tysanity45]

@nickysmokess Mullie per hole?

[Terrab @TERRABTRACYJR]

This is Career suicide for Jaxson Dart.

If only he beat his girlfriend or drove his car 100+ miles an hour killing people or held guns on IG live or went to jail.

Had so many other choices yet instead chose to go to an event he was invited to

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

[⚡️☠️🇺🇸Notorious🇮🇹☠️⚡️ @CryptoOnlyCoims]

Thanks for the memeories @SpiritAirlines

[JT @jiratickets]

So hungover I logged into my 401k and added beneficiaries

[Isaiah L. Carter 🇺🇸 @IsaiahLCarter]

Go fuck yourself, Senator.

As a Black man, go fuck yourself.

Especially when I KNOW you're attempting to triangulate Black people into giving Third World ILLEGALS voting rights, so YOUR accursed political entity can stay in power forever and ever.

You're an evil man.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

DONALD TRUMP: he

ME TO THE TV SCREEN: DIED LIKE A DOG

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Trump: Hey Siri, tell me how many miles I ran today.

Siri: ok, sending missiles to Iran today.

[JetSki Pump @tysanity45]

@money_cruncher $VTI?

[JetSki Pump @tysanity45]

@vladtenev Let me sign up

[JetSki Pump @tysanity45]

@CGInvesting10 How do you get the view like that at the top?