τ-꒐꒝꒐Ŋ ꒩Ŋ ꒯꒐ꍛ ꒝Дķ꒰

Stay focused, stay away from that Hocus Pocus.

[τ-꒐꒝꒐Ŋ ꒩Ŋ ꒯꒐ꍛ ꒝Дķ꒰ @tysaroni]

@LeviWhiting @theaaronwhiting

[ᎶᎥᏞᏞᎬᎽ @TraeGilley]

Me checking my bank account and calling my friends to make plans anyway

[david @_elvishpresley_]

the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]

me: [oblivious, headphones on]

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This bulldog is scared of everything, but he isn't afraid of flying in his dad's helicopter.

[Bobs Power @LeviWhiting]

The shit I just took was phenomenal

[τ-꒐꒝꒐Ŋ ꒩Ŋ ꒯꒐ꍛ ꒝Дķ꒰ @tysaroni]

@meganlangell Glad you’re okay!!!

[Bobs Power @LeviWhiting]

It is popping at my job right now

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

Me: please just one more wish

Genie: no, I said 3

Me: please

Genie: no

Me: [holding my new Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello action figures] Genie please

[τ-꒐꒝꒐Ŋ ꒩Ŋ ꒯꒐ꍛ ꒝Дķ꒰ @tysaroni]

@roeboatt Hit em with that double boppy

[Thurop Van Orman (he/him) @littlethurop]

I had no idea! https://t.co/Gi7zuEfNU5

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

GOD: 8
ANGEL: 9!
GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk
ANGEL: 10 lol
GOD: 15!!
ANGEL *mouthful of pizza* 25
GOD: 30!!
CENTIPEDE: *tearing up* stop giving me legs, I look stupid
GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL
ANGEL: LMAO

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

They always say yee haw, they never ask haw yee

[ALEX 🪰 @cvbiclesdemo]

I regret trying to take a cute panorama of my dog