Ty Sato

[Jacob Kaplan @JacobKaplan17]

Guy who gets unfairly criticized for his improv object work

[Ty Sato @tysato26]

Waiting tables sure is spooky during Halloween time (today I got stiffed by someone in a witch costume)

[Lisa Gilroy @TheLisaGilroy]

Chili’s birthday song (I used to work there and had to sing this like 3x a week lol)

[Ty Sato @tysato26]

@CBBPlugs here is a plugs theme submission. Featuring @gilozeri https://t.co/KJmiN8EzA7

[Ty Sato @tysato26]

@stonecoIdfeelin Please do not bring food into the venue or I will lose my deposit. However if you are not satisfied with the quality of the show you have permission to hit me with a tomato in the parking lot.

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

Is it just me or is toxic energy bad vibes?

[Ty Sato @tysato26]

The earth to me today

[Jesse David Fox @JesseDavidFox]

I am on book leave, but I found myself so overwhelmed and blown away by @mariabamfoo's set, I wrote this all in a flurry at like 1am. Love, Jesse https://t.co/GnUQ67qLAQ

[Did Ty Nap Today? @TyNapsEveryday]

Ty took a ten minute power nap today!

[Ty Sato @tysato26]

Just living my life. Wordle 232 2/6

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[Ty Sato @tysato26]

Almost a tragedy. Wordle 231 5/6

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[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

YES👏RUDOLPH👏HAD👏A👏VERY👏SHINY👏NOSE 👏BUT👏DON'T 👏TELL👏ME👏I👏WOULD👏EVEN👏SAY👏IT👏GLOWS👏YOU👏ASSHOLES👏DON'T👏KNOW👏WHAT👏I👏WOULD👏SAY👏AND👏WHATNOT👏

[David A. Goodman @DavidAGoodman]

Maybe a skit where you go up to a writer and say you have an idea for a skit and the writer says “They’re called ‘sketches.’”

[Ty Sato @tysato26]

I’m doing a free Zoom standup show on April 25th at 7PM CT. A few jokes got laughs from @mariabamfoo and most of the jokes got laughs from my grandparents. Get those tickets and support live comedy!! https://t.co/O7lG38bgS3

[Ty Sato @tysato26]

@averyn1ms My only skill is referencing extremely specific standup bits for any situation. https://t.co/8tdKxCXzXw

[Ty Sato @tysato26]

Such a pleasure to meet one of my all time favorite comedians @mariabamfoo tonight. I got to do a few jokes and then she did a wonderful 50 minute show! Seriously one of the coolest things ever, Maria is a legend and an inspiration.

[Maria Bamford @mariabamfoo]

@tysato26 and I had a lovely 50 minute show! He opened for 7 and then brought me to the screen! He made me spit up with a joke about fruit. Thanks all 4 showingwillingness or availability! Allow any frustration to fuel your demand for one-on-one shows by your local comics!