Ty Schwab

Semi-professional Amateur

[Ty Schwab @tyschwab]

@LeBatardShow @DKSports @10DayTony @JustinAkoniHong Bro y’all couldn’t wait to stuff your face until after the fight??????? Why we eating while the main event is on and we supposed to be talking

[Ty Schwab @tyschwab]

ESPN using AI images now? What’s going on with the “Wizards” text on his jersey?

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Nice way to start your summer league debut 👀

AJ Dybantsa finished with 27 points, tying Blake Griffin for the most points ever by a No. 1 overall pick in their Las Vegas summer league debut (event began in 2004).

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Makes sense, this is where flights to Epstein’s island left from.

[Banks @BarstoolBanks]

USA Soccer

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

I’m not sure how many times we have to say the SAVE Act is a voter suppression bill, but here’s the president saying it himself.

[Sawyer Hackett @SawyerHackett]

Literal Nazis marching the streets of DC for America’s 250th anniversary.

That’s Trump’s America.

[Covie @covie_93]

They want to mail handguns but not ballots?????

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Hell yeah

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Pittsburgh: if you are caught between attending the worlds largest furry convention or my show tonight then please know you are welcome to combine the two

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[Ty Schwab @tyschwab]

$20 says it’s open to the public but costs $300/round to play

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

The president said he would keep East Potomac Golf Links open to the public after rebuilding its course. https://t.co/jzMAalhVPT

[Ty Schwab @tyschwab]

@SickosCommittee Good Pupdate

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

This would be true if the purpose of reading was purely utilitarian. No one is looking at maps for anything other than information; people read for a wide variety of purposes, many of which are contingent on the idea that original thought is involved.

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

Norway you are very college football to me

[Ty Schwab @tyschwab]

@DennysDiner Tasteful underyolk

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Dude Curaçao has a smaller population than Macon, Georgia and the most popular sport there is baseball and they just scored a goal on Germany at the World Cup

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell