Ty 😋

Short, gay, and to the point

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

Went to sign my new lease today and realized the bouncer at Axis gave me the wrong ID back. I can see the resemblance.

[zackingball @ZackingBall]

I love posting pics with my bf and people unfollowing me 💕

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

SAMEEEEE Used to be so self conscious about it due to bullying but now people love it. Crazy how the things I was made fun of for growing up are now attractive 🙂‍↔️

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

Banning drag queens and pissed because there’s a rainbow on a beer can. Are the straights okay???

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

Bar bathroom pics. Classy right? 💅🏼

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

I don’t post much DAMN twitter did me dirty

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

Why are iPhones thicker than my ass

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

Why isn’t the grinch stole Christmas on Netflix yet

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

“So wyd ;)”

Bro I just wanna take my meds and go to bed

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

Straight men have it too easy

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

I’m just tryin to make lemonade but life keeps giving me every other fruit in the book

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

TJ Maxx and coffee are mandatory for any errand trip

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

Idk what I go through faster. Cars or boys.

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

I promise I’m not illiterate. I just can’t type.

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

I wish people looked like their bitmoji

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

Moving to Colorado. Bye.

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

How is 10 over the speed limit not fast enough for NC drivers

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

Sometimes I feel like I’m the Izzie Stevens of the friend group

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

In all honesty we needed Nicki’s song at the beginning of summer 😩😩

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

There should be a Love Island for average people

[Ty 😋 @tyson3541]

Loml is probably in a Facebook friend requests