Tyler Trachsel

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Mother—

With bated breathe, our troops arrived at the gates of destiny. The Dairy Platoon was stifled as our unit was armed with lactase pills.

As the last of the candlelight flickered, Lt. Moore recovered the aerial ballistic. The Frenchman, LaFleur, bent his knee.

Yours.
—CW

[U.S. Secret Service @SecretService]

If you weren't able to attend tonight's big game, you missed a jumbotron highlight!

For 160 years, our agency has been a witness to history; and since 1901 we've protected the most important people and events, including #SuperBowlLIX

https://t.co/BxpOgr5wut

[☠️Daddy Bones☠️ @UpBeatSkeletor]

Post Malone: “I wrote this song about the Chiefs and the referees”

Plays “I Had Some Help” 💀🤣

[U.S. Northern Command @USNorthernCmd]

.@USMC Marines are are working hard to protect the territorial integrity of the United States along with @CBP.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

This dog might’ve just won Halloween

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Me to my fantasy football team by 1:05PM today

[Justin Fields @justnfields]

Can’t say thank you enough to the city of Chicago for taking me in and embracing me. Thank you to the entire Bears organization and ownership for allowing me the opportunity to be part of such a historic franchise. But most of all thank you to my all my brothers that I played with. You all were the reason I attacked each day the way I did. I can’t thank you all enough for what y’all have meant to me over the last 3 years through the ups and downs. I wish each one of you nothing but success. Ready for this next chapter!

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Good morning and good luck

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

JOSH ******* ALLEN!!!!

📺: @NFLonCBS

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Me taking my time looking at the menu like I’m not about to order the same shit I’ve been ordering for years

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Justin Fields through 27 career starts:

- 59.8% Completion
- 4,539 passing yards
- 1,625 rushing yards
- 37 combined TDs
- 78.8 passer rating
- 32 turnovers

Mitch Trubisky through 27 career starts:

- 63.2% completion
- 5,644 passing yards
- 680 rushing yards
- 36 combined TDs
- 86.3 passer rating
- 26 turnovers

(Via @statmuse)

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Samaritans—

Heed warning. The Dairy Platoon has infiltrated our city defenses in attempts to sour the milk supply. We have armed the troops with lactase pills against these Cheese Mongers.

My sidearm has been oiled and summoned from the armory.

I grow incessantly anxious.
—JF

[Tyler Trachsel @tytrachsel]

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[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Packers 🧀 vs. Bears 🐻

WHO YA GOT?

[MRF-D @MRFDarwin]

We offer our deepest condolences to the families and friends of the Marines who died in the MV-22B Osprey crash on Melville Island, north of Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia, on 27 August 2023.

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Happy 4th of July 🇺🇲 https://t.co/Lj1OgkzVMW

[Reggie Redbird @ReggieRedbird]

Easy W if you ask me 🫢

[REGIMENT @RegimentGG]

Wyatt, a child with the Make-A-Wish America Foundation, wished to be a United States Marine for a day.

The Marine Corps granted Wyatt’s wish and gave him a full experience including a haircut, martial arts, obstacle courses, equipment tours, and more.

📍 Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego (March 30, 2022)

[Tyler Trachsel @tytrachsel]

@BearsNationCHI Always