ALECKSIS 🤭

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

what is going on

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love the word "interesting" cuz it's so chaotically neutral

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

idk let’s hear the guard out? did he sleep with him?

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Beautiful gag in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) where Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Bacall are fantasizing about marrying a wealthy man and then it cuts to Betty Grable who is just dreaming about a delicious sandwich

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

AI could literally never come up with a masterpiece like this

[museofthesun @solarystix]

ALL THAT WIFEY SHIT IS DEAD!

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

JUNE 1ST

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

It’s funny because men will be like “my intentions with you are serious, I want to make you my wife and have children with you” and meanwhile in my head I’m like why are you threatening me 😭

[ALECKSIS 🤭 @tzannaf]

Heard a strange noise at 4am

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

spitting fire right out the gate

[🧚🏾‍♀️ @myhalalvr]

#monitoringthesituation

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Shabang but the beat is Hickory Dickory Dock

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

Marcus Aurelius wrote this over 1800 years ago:

“Do not disturb yourself by imagining your whole life at once.”

[pink pilates princess💗 @KUNTAKUNTY]

Oh I know you made that dick disappear after this lol

[Maybe: Fat Booty Latina @lexascending]

Good boy

[DiaBia @mommabiia]

Doctor of FINE arts indeed

[Ajibola @4jibola]

my prime ends at my funeral

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

with age and experience u can spot a loser a lot quicker. which is why losers love dating young