Amos

Osage .Net Software Developer. Currently working for myself building cloud software solutions.

[Amos @tzesho]

@elonmusk You're such a fucking dork, it's hilarious.

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@corbinmalone007 Boomer!

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Go Bucks #ultimatehominybucks

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@Michael60637831 @ABC Different city and that lady is American

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@ChristyNoad The mayor, city manager, police department and parks department have released statements saying that there was no evidence of animal abuse from the immigrant community.

[Enazhi Carpet Weed @AuntyCarpetWeed]

My sisters who’s in highschool got assigned a research paper by her world history teacher and these the questions yall 💀

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@dreverettpiper !!

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@TheWrap Me!

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Am I Hacked?!

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Edmond Public Schools has petitioned the state’s Supreme Court to intervene in a dispute over efforts to ban two national bestselling books.

More: https://t.co/mroy3kCqNl

[Frontier City @FromtierCity]

Ryan Walters has spent countless hours in the parking lot using our wifi to research porn

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@GreenSplatter Who cares?

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I just wrote my first note on Substack
https://t.co/l8eoSBmMKD

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@GnarParDiscGolf Nice

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Deon Devon Osborne @indepthwithDeon]

State Rep. @MickeyDollens has filed the “Do Your Job Act.”

If passed, it would tie @RyanWaltersSupt's pay to his performance outcomes on grant applications and other metrics.

READ: https://t.co/02BXlWQUyB

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Elon Musk went full chucklefuck.
You 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 go full chucklefuck.

[Amos @tzesho]

@SenMullin @stoolpresidente You’re a disgrace.

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Marjorie is running around calling Lauren a whore.

Kevin McCarthy sucker-punched Tim Burchett in the hallway.

Mark Mullen threatened to fight a witness during a Senate hearing.

James Comer became completely unglued at being called out for doing the same thing he wants to impeach the President for.

The next time you want to get rid of your village idiots and town drunks, please do not send them to Congress.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

-Nate White