carla (urban_mermaid)

City dwelling naiad. Instigator of social interactions. Detective of life and living. Mentally stimulated. A joy to be around. She/her.

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

Post for no reason other than Microwave Library would be a great name for a band.

[Kalogon® @_kalogon]

We are thrilled to announce that Kalogon's first Medicare-approved product, Orbiter Med, has received a Special Mention in TIME's Best Inventions of 2024 List✨

Read more: https://t.co/89gprndxsY

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#OrbiterMedbyKalogon
#TIMEBestInventions @TIME

[Jeff Rider: ROAD TRIP LIVE ON KICKSTARTER! @cloudwrangler]

WE ARE LIVE!!!! I launched it 2 minutes early, I couldn't wait any longer to get this book into the world! It's KISMET: An Arcane Cocktail Enthusiast story, live now on KICKSTARTER!!!! https://t.co/MAxW1KlDhm

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

@threeminuterule It is soooo good. I saw it debut - a dark comedy for certain.

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

I'm at The Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival in Orlando, FL https://t.co/JaoLHt043Z

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

I'm at Orlando Shakespeare Theater in Orlando, FL https://t.co/JFjCDoBsiG

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

Wow. This week’s episode completely delivered!!

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

@yourewrongabout Mildred is everyone’s hero. Thanks for this episode. For lighter fare, have you ever considered a deep dive on the Official Preppy Handbook? That was a rager in my elementary school and would love a revisit.

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

@berzerkeley Good grief I had not seen this.

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

This is honestly so great. Cities need to make things like this super easy for citizens.

[City of Orlando @citybeautiful]

Orlando, let’s get you on that nice list!
♻️ Recycle your used cooking oil. Place any amount in a shatterproof container and bring it to a drop off location. We’ll turn it into bio-diesel!
➡️https://t.co/aWundfKCtN

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

@cc_chapman I bet you were entertained!

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

Uh scammer - am I in your address book without a name? C’mon. Meanwhile I have been writing novels in my head of potential ridiculous responses.

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

Really enjoyed today’s poem from the Poetry Foundation daily email. Appreciate all the new to me poets I read https://t.co/oelpwzgMxA

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

@tcb Daaaaamn.

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

@tcb Wonder if their T&C is too. Hilarious.

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

@AlexanderWeeden @MaxwellFrostFL @AnnaForFlorida Sorry to scare you! This is why it is labeled sample ballot in tweet & alt text.

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

Filling in my sample ballot to take the polls and honestly I wish I could ❤️ candidates like @MaxwellFrostFL & @AnnaForFlorida for real. So happy to vote FOR someone and their platform. Thank you both for all that you do.

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

@OliviaBirdNerd @AnnaForFlorida Sample ballot only!!

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

Yes, you have to go down the wormhole a bit but this whole article about #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce is a delight. Such a good movie too.

[tatere.🦑 @tatere]

"“I read scripts and it’s the guy who goes off on some big adventure — and he’s going off with my daughter!” she said. “I’m like, no, no.”" This is *Michelle Yeoh* Hollywood, wyd??

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

Tbh I hope every day is hand washing day.

[U.S. FDA Human Foods Program @FDAfood]

Of course we are going to remind you to #WashYourHands, tomorrow is #GlobalHandwashingDay!
Still one of the best ways to prevent the spread of infections and decrease the risk of getting sick. Follow our 5 steps which include washing your hands with soap & water for 20 seconds.

[carla (urban_mermaid) @u_m]

I have been wondering when we were going to realize pregnancy only focused benefits were super limiting to youngish employees - people need help at all stages. Research on menopause in the workplace: https://t.co/YBHWjUQgd4