Eunice Akinola

Suga how'd you get so fly

[Eunice Akinola @u_niece]

My camera roll is 70% screenshots because we're all snakes.

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@Uber_Support Thank you!!

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@Uber_Support the wrong promo was used for my Uber eats order. Can it be put back on my account and take the one expiring on June 10th instead please!

[Eunice Akinola @u_niece]

Let it be known. I am NOT chill with hearing farts in public bathrooms. Idc if the are “public”:

[Eunice Akinola @u_niece]

It’s time to take a spicy picture of yourself.

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I’m a good lay.

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Update: we got the nail fixed. We’re gonna be alright, summer.

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Really trying to shift into a positive prospective with summer. Even got my nails painted “Days in the Sun” yellow! And chipped one already! IM REALLY TRYING, SUMMER. Let’s talk this out!

[Eunice Akinola @u_niece]

I’ve been looking at miniature pigs to adopt for the past hour.

[Eunice Akinola @u_niece]

I love your body. I love my body.

[Eunice Akinola @u_niece]

...I still brushed them

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The extent of my wild side so far this summer: “I’m not brushing my teeth before bed tonight”

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I’ve seen 3 unsolicited dicks in the past 2 weeks. Stop swinging them out in these streets while I’m eating my breakfast because I’m goood!

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Y’all, I’m FLY!

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I just put an @AuntieAnnes pretzel on my credit card. That’s where we’re at today.

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I need juice

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Will be making a birthday fundraiser for myself tomorrow. Because I am my own fundraiser.

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I washed a pair of underwear in my sink and dried them with my space heater so I could wear them. I’m both proud and ashamed.

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She may mess up our sleep schedule but the gag is she’s blessing us with this sun!

[Eunice Akinola @u_niece]

Spring forward daylight savings is superior to fall back daylight savings

[Eunice Akinola @u_niece]

Why haven’t I run into @girlscouts yet?! Where y’all at!?