Ukela

Simple. Sound. Straight-Up.

[Haidar @GaduwamaHA]

I came across what appeared to be a suspicious fuel-loading activity while refuelling at AA Rano on the outskirts of Kano. More than 100 jerrycans, each with a capacity of 50 litres, were being filled and loaded into this white vehicle.

[Ukela @uadikema]

@Wizarab10 So much confident ignorance on display in the comments. It is very possible. He already admitted to trying to go in several times. He didn't succeed does not mean his fluid also didn't. Someone I know got pregnant same way. Her family insisted she be disvirgined clinically.

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Dear Nigerians, PAY ATTENTION!

Lere Olayinka has deleted the tweet that exposed his crime. He deleted it without accountability. The DSS are yet to pick him up.

@OlayinkaLere is yet to explain to all Nigerians how he was able to gain unfettered access to INEC’s restricted area of the backend.

Wike’s aide is yet to tell us how he managed to publish Emeka Ike’s sensitive data. Professor Joash Amupitan has explanations to make as well. It will cost you nothing to retweet this, until INEC gives a satisfactory explanation.

Lere must tell us what happened to the IREV.

INEC wrote a whole load of rubbish, but failed to mention @OlayinkaLere name; not once!

WHAT DOES THIS TELL YOU?

INEC & whoever wrote the rubbish on their behalf, including Lere Olayinka, are laughing at Nigerians behind the scene. Any result/results declared by Joash Amupitan will be REJECTED!

INEC WILL SET NIGERIA ON FIRE!

#ArrestLereOlayinkaNow !!!

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

Hello @NigeriaNDCHQ.

How fare thee? I hope well? If so, doxology.

I write to you to inform you that if this evil, disloyal, opportunistic woman @PstDayoEkong somehow manages to clinch a ticket as the NDC candidate in any election, I will not only campaign against the party in that particular election; I will also recruit every Obidient who trusts my judgement and integrity to make sure the NDC does not win that particular position whose ticket she holds.

I have attached her picture so that there are no mistakes.

Accept the assurances of my highest regards.

[Ukela @uadikema]

I wish more Nigerian Believers were brave enough to be that BAD/DIFFICULT/RIGID/WICKED guy.
I wish more Nigerian Believers could say "Corruption will not thrive in my jurisdiction!"
I wish more Nigerian Believers will elect to not benefit from corruption anymore.
So help us God!

[Ukela @uadikema]

Did you see the crowd at the mosques on friday? Oh...the roads will be free on Sundays too since the Christians will all be in churches. But just wait till Monday. The markets, businesses and government offices, where same people will be, wont be even one inch less corrupt!

[Ukela @uadikema]

Corruption is so entrenched! Theft is so normal. Abuse of Power is really no big deal. Manipulating processes to unduly favour you or someone is simply 'connection'. Benefiting from such manipulations or fraud is just 'favour'. Extortion is just 'settling'. Inducement is just PR.

[Ukela @uadikema]

People of various tribes, church denominations, faiths, political affiliations, unite so seamlessly in corruption!
Jehovah's Witness? Deeper Life? Assemblies? Catholic? Anglican, RCCG? Mormon? Winners? ...doesn't matter!
Hausa? Yoruba? Igbo? Ijaw? Efik? ...doesn't matter!

[Ukela @uadikema]

Here, often, if you don't want to steal, superiors will 'mark' you. Peers who steal will mock you. Subordinates whom you don't allow to steal under your watch will hate you amd fight you. Loved ones who feel deprived of the benefits of stolen resources will silently resent you

[Ukela @uadikema]

If you try your best to stay out of corruption and not compromise, in Nigeria, you're definitely the bad guy!
You're the wicked boss; the difficult colleague/associate; the 'holier than thou' ; the "Always-claiming-saint/Mr-Perfect" ; the likely snitch; the sadist; the kill-joy.

[Ukela @uadikema]

The king does not sleep with the crown on his head

[Ukela @uadikema]

The ones who dance to the sweet melody of the festival drums know not the pain in the hands of the one who beats it...

[Ukela @uadikema]

Men crave vulnerability too
But the wild is not designed to be kind
To the crab that's molting

[JUSTICE! @Emekaelenwoke]

No more establishment politicians! This lady is real! I will support her candidacy! Let’s win this!!!

[Bro. Bonaventure @EBona69]

This guy is among the people that want to ride on Obi's influence to get power. He wrote this after the election in Edo and Anambra and now he wants to sneak back.
We shouldn't allow these kinds of people anywhere around the Obidient Movement.
He will win the election today and defect to the APC tomorrow.
So after saying the Obidient Movement is dead, you want to use the same Obidient Movement to win elections. It will never work.
We will resist you with everything.
Kindly go back to APC, because this your ev!l ambition is dead on arrival.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

This is Engr Esosa Iyawe.

He rode on Peter Obi's popularity to win a place in the House of Reps, Representing Oredo.

After a while he defected to the APC.

Now that APC has denied him return ticket he has defected to the NDC.

He wants to ride Obi's popularity a second time.

I will be campaigning against him personally in 2027.

[Ukela @uadikema]

@ChisomAgbafor @thulejude *dependent

[Ukela @uadikema]

@ChisomAgbafor @thulejude permission. Maybe another option would have been to ask someone else to stand in for him on that day. Remember that some other peoples lives and wellbeing are depended on those court sessions as well.

[Ukela @uadikema]

@ChisomAgbafor @thulejude ...essential services fields like medicine and public utility (e.g power). So let's be careful not to paint it as though leaving your job is a no-brainer and always the acceptable line of action. I believe the lawyer did the right (ethical) thing to approach the court for...

[Ukela @uadikema]

@ChisomAgbafor @thulejude Well, we can probably only say this because Law, though very crucial is not considered "essential services". A soldier, or security agent on duty will not be ordered to instantly abandon his service because his wife is in the hospital. This also applies to other established...