lala 🙈

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

All night he talked about himself and about her.

She, by contrast, talked about you.

Because that’s who she works for.

[NAACP @NAACP]

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

Trump: “The illegals are eating cats and dogs”
Moderator: “No they’re not”

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[Woods Ray @woodsray_]

After an amazing talk with @CoachDaft, I am Blessed to receive an offer from Dartmouth College 🌲🌲🌲
@HWD_Football @YellowhammerFB @Recruits_AL @AL6AFootball @QBC_Bham @ChadSimmons_ @hbrunner55 @247recruiting

[DARSH @UnlimitedDarsh]

The Cameron Luke Ratliff Student Section

[ella 🥯 @dachshund666]

i want prince phillip to go on hot ones

[Mark Z. Jacobson @mzjacobson]

"First thing to point out about Texas is that each person consumes 2 to 2-1/4 times the electricity as a person in California"

https://t.co/Q5x3wdoTA8 @dwnews

#Texas is better off going 100% #WWS renewables to minimize energy use, outages, costs

https://t.co/HUGvzLs0VI

[.super @gloIess]

i’m not gone lie if i go missing and y’all raise 60k, imma find a way back

[illy bocean @IllyBocean]

anyone else just constantly feel like they’re about to get fired?

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

resume tips I have learned as a recruiter at a fortune 100 company (targeted towards college students), a thread:

[James Spann @spann]

By God’s grace I didn’t have to cut off The Bachelor tonight on ABC.

[lala 🙈 @ualemayes]

@overthenosepls Happy your dads birthday to you as well

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

By the way Alabama didn’t miss one kick all of 2020-2021 season! Thank you @WillReichard you legend!

[Mike Healy @CoachMHealy]

In a culture of “opting out” there is Jaylen Waddle.

[Barstool Bama @BarstoolAlabama]

MJ you might want to sign Najee to a brand deal after this game. Najee loves to fly! Just saying.

[Catie @catiewallace_]

mentally I am at gallettes

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

My new year's resolution is to see what happens

[We keep us safe @thequeengeek]

A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.

[dr. b 🐐 @CheckTheResume]

McGraw-Hill gotta be overwhelmed making these new history books