Chloe

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

@TaylorWimpey Thanks. If only your regional team were as proactive as your social media team!

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

Day 42 of no response from @TaylorWimpey regarding a serious issue with mould growth in my loft. Not a great advert for your new estate nearby 🙎🏻‍♀️ 🏠 🦠

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

@TWimpeySupport I’ve been waiting over a month for a reply after escalating a concern about mould in my loft due to fault in which the Durgo valve was not connected. I require a response with the utmost urgency as this is now impacting mine and my partner’s health.

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

The joy in this is not the tweet, but the replies. God bless Joe Public 🙏🏻

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Buying weed for the 1st time as a teenager, I naively gave over my £20 first and never saw the guy again. Thought I'd learnt a valuable lesson about always having the drugs before handing over the cash, until the next time when I exchanged £20 for some leaves wrapped in clin...

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

After the early bricks but before smartphones, there was a stretch where phone design went absolutely catshit bananas (1/?)

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

@AXA Of course. Can I send this as a direct message so my data is secure?

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

@AXA will I ever hear back regarding my claim? I would contact you but your phone lines are never answered.

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

@Lima89 @wizzair Nightmare! And with a little one!

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

@Lima89 @wizzair Hey! Me too! Did they cancel yours at 1am on the morning of too?

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

#weareladyparts hands down best show of 2021! Nida Manzoor is a genius. Can we have a Season 2 please 🙏🏻🧕🏼🤟🏾💛

[Kate Clanchy @KateClanchy1]

R is our school's top English student. She got 9 at GCSE. She got A at AS. She is studious, precise, deeply thoughtful. She has just had her A Level grade reduced from A* to C, apparently just because she goes to a disadvantaged school. It might help if you liked her poem.

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

Is there anything better than art goodies delivery day? Big props to @Pullingers for having all this swag in stock, quick delivery and effective and ethical packaging! Used your shop all the time when I was @KingstonUni and am now an online convert! Thank you ☺️

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

Massive shout out to @ZARA - just received my parcel and ZERO plastic packaging! Just when I thought I couldn’t love you more than I already do ❤️😍

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

Massive shout out to Claire @RoyalMail Dunstable Sorting Office for saving the day and getting my parcel to me! Excellent customer service!

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

Challenge accepted. https://t.co/2QalLjaTZ2

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Vatican City drinks more wine per person than anywhere else in the world—one resident consumes 74 liters of wine every year, on average.

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

Christmas is done, New Year approaching, that must mean it's time for summer next, right?

[Ollie Garch (Not Sanctioned) @ojedge]

Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?

[Chloe @uber_jerk]

Best insult... Ever? https://t.co/pTUWQ8vRil

[Absolute Radio @absoluteradio]

Want to see Noel Gallagher at The O2 London, Tuesday 10th March? RT and follow for a chance to go! Close midnight Sun