uberfuzzy

Knower of things. Dad. Consumer of caffeine. Professional checkbox clicker.

[uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy]

I'm pretty sure I broke math at work today. #mathIsHard #geckoboard #facepalm

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Well, that’s a wrap. I have finished #acnh #fishing

[Matt Zorich @reprise_99]

If you want to age your sys admins 30 years overnight, remember that Active Directory is fully unicode compatible, so you can rename your laptop with emojis it its hostname, and it will reflect like that in AD

ping desktop-🤷‍♂️👍👌.mycompany.local

[uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy]

#destiny2 #towerchat

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@sheetz why don’t you have low/zero sugar Freeze options?

[JSON K8s @json_kubernetes]

We had over 400 open tickets in the backlog this morning.

I realized that managing them was taking up valuable engineering time.

So I just selected all of them and changed the status to closed.

My reasoning is that if a bug has been there for two years, it's not a bug.

It's a core structural element of the user experience.

The PM called an emergency meeting and asked where the Q2 roadmap went.

I told him the roadmap was in our hearts now.

We don't need a Kanban board to tell us how to write code.

If a user actually cares about a feature, they'll submit another ticket.

It's essentially a natural selection process for software requirements.

Only the strongest complaints survive the great purge.

Someone pointed out that I deleted the compliance tasks for GDPR.

I just smiled and said privacy is an illusion anyway.

The legal team is drafting a memo about my actions.

I'm hoping they put it in Jira so I can close it too.

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@LunaaVtuberr

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@sattrsats @NoMansSky Neat, I have 4x that. PvP “off” turns off damage, not knockback, or mining grenades, you can get air assaulted while trying to do expeditions. Some of the built-in-blender “art” corvettes have 5to10k parts and crash when looked.

[uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy]

#iykyk

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With all the context aware AI stuff, why can’t gmail show me a list of all messages where the “offer expires” is past? I don’t need a Dominos deal email from January

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@Rainmaker1973 I should go check in on the Wintergatan channel...

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@tacobell Can we order a large Baja Blast, but instead of ice, subst a small Baja Blast freeze? #bajaception

[uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy]

I sure do love how my local @littlecaesars “closes” at 10pm, but stops taking online orders at 9:15

[uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy]

@Arbys Hey, here's a free money printing seed for you

[uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy]

@BotanyManor apparently you can 'The End' the game, make all 12 plants, but not 'Complete all the plants' 🤷‍♂️

[uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy]

@github is it possible to get one of these style graphs for a repo? Like the cumulative activity for a whole team

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w. t. f

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TFW @McDonalds both charges $0.99 for a tiny slice of American “cheese”, but ALSO puts it on your sandwich even if you order a sandwich that doesn’t have it.

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@JKnoll52 @sheetz I would journey to Sheetzland opening ceremony

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@Arbys your survey thing sucks