Bill Bandy

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

It was not suddenly bred,
It will not swiftly abate,
Through the chill years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Duck began to hate.

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

@OregonFootball you guys really wanna know why we truly hate tOSU? Back in 2014 after we crushed Famous Jameis' Seminoles and were about to play dirty Urban's Buckeyes, something strange happened. Our top receiver, Darren Carrington II, was asked to take a urine test for drugs.

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

Their voices were even and low,
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show,
When the Duck began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd,
It was not taught by the State.
No man spoke it aloud,
When the Duck began to hate.

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

@elonmusk It's a real goddam shame how you especially can't say what needs to be said about something that you above anyone else is NEEDED to say that thing. This is irony in its most pure form.

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

@ericweinstein We were in the matrix and anyone who tried to say or do anything about it were gaslit, demonized, killed or otherwise silenced all while the reality crafting machine became ever more advanced. The redpill meme was more accurate than we could have ever imagined.

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

It's a good thing Oregon had thus far avoided physical Big-10 smash mouth all season football where they have to come to play EVERY week that will be decided in the trenches #GoDucks

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

@BrendanSchaub Would @dc_mma not cuck this guy on his head?

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

@BrendanSchaub Fuck. Seriously, although this reminds me of the Anderson Silva run where for whatever reason we didn't have a great wrestler/grappler at that weight. Do we not think there's a martial artist out there right now who can't toss Pereria on his head and beat the shit out of him?

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

@BrendanSchaub Honestly, I'd like to see @ChaelSonnen in his current form fight Pereira right now.

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

@ChaelSonnen did you smoke crack before the UFC 303 post fight?

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

@JessePalmerTV "Alabama transfer........Alabama transfer........Alabama" can you please keep that team out of your fucking mouth when my Ducks are dominating. Thanks

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

Oy Vey

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

@ellavanderwoude Just watched this and all I could think the whole time was how good the music was.

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

@arielxpink They are black and they glow

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

I’ll just leave this here…

[Bill Bandy @ubermuse1]

@amazingatheist You people are brainwashed beyond help. You really think it's an oppressive theocratic element within our government that makes people think that cutting out fetuses might not be right, that it ought to be something we discourage or regulate?