UberPool

Things overheard whilst UberPooling.

[UberPool @uberpool]

startup guy: so, how’s the market doing?

finance guy: not as much growth as we’d like.

startup guy: I feel you, we’re still in beta.

[Aaron Levie @levie]

Reality setting in that UberPool does not deliver a pool instantly.

[UberPool @uberpool]

1: what’s the name of your startup?

2: stealth mode.

1: oh, you can’t talk about it.

2. no, we’re gonna name it StealthMode™.

[UberPool @uberpool]

guy in a suit: I’m pretty bullish on tech right now.

startup guy: bullish? that’s a great name for a startup.

[UberPool @uberpool]

old guy in a suit: you just graduate?

young guy in a suit: yeah, why?

old guy in a suit: they should teach a class on how to wear a suit.

[UberPool @uberpool]

re: the previous tweet… he literally said “hashtag uberpool”

[UberPool @uberpool]

wait, it’s the same rate even if there’s no one else in the car?! take me to the fucking marina bro!!! #uberpool

[UberPool @uberpool]

guy in a hoodie: where do you live?

guy in a suit: in the tenderloin.

guy in a hoodie: don’t worry, we all have to start somewhere.

[UberPool @uberpool]

1: Where do you work?

2: At a startup.

1: Nice. What’s it called?

2: I really can’t talk about it. We’re in stealth mode.