Andy Sherwood

Arsenal fan, husband, professional Transponster and all round really terrific bloke.

[Andy Sherwood @ubistonk]

@AshAtalla In 1995, Round 1 at the Crucible, a young Ronnie O Sullivan was playing Dave Harold. Ronnie was drinking lots of water due to first round nerves. Part way through the last frame before a mid-session interval, he really needed to urinate. Unfortunately the frame dragged on.......

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@SpannersReady Have it as qualifying only with reduced points. Qualifying is far better than the race anyway.

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@harry6969snake @anon_opin Apart from the taste?

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@_WokeNonsenseFC And there you have it. The dumbest tweet in history.

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@Beeboy0138 COYG

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@xxsnzz Not a bad shout. Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis has also got to be right up there.

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@Kothari_harsh_ @fashionistaera You seem to be bringing facts into a discussion on social media. Classic error.

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@magooglepop Yeah cus we’re renowned for shipping 3 goals in a game.

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@nonewthing But he will start. Which means Arteta wants him to start. Are you saying that Arteta wanted himself out? But I guess the bigger question is, why am I trying to have an interaction with a Nigerian con artist?

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@_WokeNonsenseFC He might be 19 but you fancied him at 16 so slightly weird if you ask me + seek employment

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@_WokeNonsenseFC And your employment status is ????

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@HMCScoops @metaphormessiah Said nobody ever.

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@RobLMyers Yeah that’s not a move around the outside. Literally pins the apex.

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@talkSPORT A lot unluckier than Foden or Palmer, that’s for sure.

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@sbwalker5 @BBCMOTD @BBCSport I know. Defo wouldn’t have been allowed in our heads and volleys on the Phoenix

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@sbwalker5 @BBCMOTD @BBCSport What’s your take on if that’s a volley?

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@ajchatsfootball @123456tag @utb1980 @jamesblack1986 Can’t figure out if you are trolling or you are actually this stupid.

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@InvertTheWing Leaving out Gabriel is worse than genocide.

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@PeopleOfTheInt

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@Verstappenn_ Coming from a man who is giving him attention.

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@StokeyyG2 Reflection off the TV? “Oh yeah, I didn’t want to watch this show anyway, I much prefer just listening to it whilst looking at a reflection of my living room”