A. Douglas

Crashing and/or burning | he/they

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

Becoming more interested in basketball, as many boys do, call that male pattern Spalding

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

Apparently having the biggest head at work has its perks (free hat)

[mrs meowkins @mrsmeowkins]

9yo is working on a series of Lego guys called ‘kitchen warriors’ this is a mug with a gun

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Absolutely love Disney Food TikTokers. They’re like “These nuggets are served with Goof sauce…but it just tastes like honey mustard.” Well yes. Goofy’s not actually back there inventing new culinary creations. There is no Chef Goofy transsubstantiation

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

CONFIRMED funniest moment of zoom school was a kid seemingly admitted he was molested in the most ridiculous voice you’ve ever heard at the very start of class

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo Solo

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

A movie called Skaface. There’s something here

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Hate “needle drops” in film. Filmmakers— listen to your dumb music on your own time.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

If they made Forrest Gump today he would shoot Charlie Kirk by accident and it would still win best picture

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

You have until 3/29 at 1:35 PM to do this

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

I notice you guys haven’t been liking my tweets lately. If I don’t get four likes on this tweet I will buy a mousetrap and use it on myself on Instagram and you’ll feel really guilty about it

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

I’ll need to watch it again to get the exact context but the part in The Curse where Dougie shows them the trailer for Love to the Third Degree and then quickly shuts his laptop like he immediately regrets it is absolutely hilarious

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

The new Jenny Nicholson video mentions not wanting to write a real lecture in your screenplay, so I’m going to share a New Basin Project BTS hack which is that you can just ask a real professor to write one for you and then tweak that to sound more like dialogue

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

I have sustained an injury that unfortunately has resulted in laughter causing me immense pain but this clip popped up and I literally couldn’t stop myself from watching it again, knowing I would be cracking up within like 15 seconds

[Katherine//BB28 pilled @hechingermovies]

NTBTSTM SPOLIERS BUT the whole famous Jay sequence ughhh

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

I think the most successful instance of adapting literature to the screen might be the original Diary of a Wimpy Kid trilogy

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

Somebody named “Gamble Eddie” just called the theater

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

Every Oscars should end with them saying they’re going to kill MrBeast

[A. Douglas @ucancallmealec]

Remember when like Naatu Naatu used to win best song?