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I like turtles

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@BaseballQuotes1 Sooo… it wasn’t the bat, it was the steroids?

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@PGATOUR @THEPLAYERS Good! Dude is boring to watch. Hope he falls down the leaderboard Sunday.

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@LaurenWitzkeDE This would be a result of centuries of inbreeding

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@KCSportsNetwork Leo

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@maniaUFO That would be a Greenland shark. They swim an extreme depths and are part dinosaur.

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@AndyHolloway @JasonMoore where do you stand on championship opponents splitting the $$?

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@teslacarsonly If given the choice 99% of people would take the Ferrari

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@TheFFRealist It’s my fault. I take full responsibility. Should’ve just rolled the dice with Warren

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@SportsRadio810 Idk… maybe trading a 3rd rounder for a explosive running back would have been a start 🤔

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@Mappy6984 Was that pizza or crack?

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@ProFootballDoc He Wong! He’ll be back wk 1

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@AdamSchefter @PeteThamel @DanWetzel Dipping his pen in company ink 🤔

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@TheFFBallers The irony of Mike wearing a Twins sweatshirt and having no interest is baseball whatsoever

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@timony001 Him

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@NFLonFOX @HoustonTexans Because it was F**king offsides!

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@chriscfore That’s not very Mormon of him

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@AndyHolloway We starting St Brown???? 😬

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@YahooFantasy But…. Do you play him?? 😬

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@otokyo The DICKie Chicks

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

We're giving away a signed @TeamJuJu helmet thanks to @StorageMart 👏

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