Kishi de l'Allebone

The chubbier half of The Taste Plug, Video Producer at UCAS, Event host and self-proclaimed funny man. I like to eat, but not in a foody way.

[Kishi de l'Allebone @uckish]

@CCPChiefExec There is not a more deserving recipient of an MBE. Huzzah to you sir.

[Kishi de l'Allebone @uckish]

@CCPChiefExec @GEM_glos @CCPCharity Fun times! See you in 3.5 years.

[Cordell Ray MBE @CCPChiefExec]

3 1/2 years since I bumped into this superstar @uckish at Midsummer Fiesta - here today filming with @GEM_glos & @CCPCharity Inclusivity in the Workplace. #topman #chattyman

[Kishi de l'Allebone @uckish]

Idea for a Wu-Tang Clan cover band called Fake-Tan Clan.

Recruiting now.

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Also, Chelt is a remain area and you represent us. You should be carrying out the will of the people who voted for you, not trying to further your career by becoming Dominic Raab's PPS. YOU OWE THE PEOPLE OF CHELTENHAM AN APOLOGY. YOU ARE NOT FOR THE AREA, YOU ARE FOR YOURSELF.

[Kishi de l'Allebone @uckish]

.@AlexChalkChelt I remember you standing outside at the opening of The Botanist in Cheltenham proclaiming to all that would listen the importance of the European Union. You have now changed you mind and decided No Deal is the best thing. Can you explain?

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@FilmMyMatch £10 an hour an you need to transport the kit and have your own laptop and internet access? Seems quite low and unsustainable....

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#GameofThrones really thumbing in a storyline on the last two episodes here

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The Unsullied phalanx is shockingly formed and very ineffective #GameOfThornes #BattleOfWinterfell

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@kellyinbristol @HarbourMarket @VisitBristol @brotherthaiuk @woodchoppizza @opensesamespice @gratesomerset @OMABakery @highsteaksuk @KabalaKitchen @murraymaysfood @YakiShak @GoodFoodCo3 @bristol247 @BristolMarkets @ShopLocalBris Oh that sounds lovely. We are shooting at a pop up at 6pm so we have some time to spare! Jack and Rose style...

[Kishi de l'Allebone @uckish]

@kellyinbristol @HarbourMarket @VisitBristol @brotherthaiuk @woodchoppizza @opensesamespice @gratesomerset @OMABakery @highsteaksuk @KabalaKitchen @murraymaysfood @YakiShak @GoodFoodCo3 @bristol247 @BristolMarkets @ShopLocalBris It sure is! Got my suncream and straw hat ready

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Just realise Detective Roland West was in Blade #TrueDetective3

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A zombie Womble is a Zomble #goodnight

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Monica season 7 is a fox #comedycentral #FriendsFest

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a little "previously on..." update would make Facebook dramas a lot more digestible. I feel like I'm jumping in half way through season 4 #facebookdramas #funnythoughts

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@LisaCapener @CheltPlayhouse @PHCompany_chelt Still the funniest thing I have ever done

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@HilariousTed Kel

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@HassanOE @helenstirling you might as well come back now please

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Are Mormon women called Mormaids?
#Showerthoughts