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[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

"We cannot solve our problems by using the same thinking we used when we created them."

- Albert Einstein

[Nina Dobrev @ninadobrev]

It's that time again... #Emmys #CongratsJulesAndDerek #MyFriendsAreMoreTalentedThanYours #FBF

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Amazing Bulgaria! I want glowing knees #Eurovision

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

I'm voting Bulgaria (glowing knees) Russia (magical wall) and Italy (mystical onion) #eurovision

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

When somebody starts a sentence, "with all due respect..." it's almost guaranteed they're about to say something shitty.

[edenland @edenland]

Thinking about the game Tetris and how once you fit in, you disappear.

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

I changed the word "You" to "Donald Trump" on my mom's phone.

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

The next 10 weeks will be a constant cycle of us just waiting for the next #GameOfThrones episode.

[Lilly @Lilly]

Honestly, autocorrect needs to stop changing XOXO to COCO because who is Coco? I'm texting my mom. And now I want hot chocolate. #Stressed

[jeremiah jacques @js_jacques]

Someone should nominate this dramatic fish for an Oscar:

[Lilly @Lilly]

Waking up is the worst.