Captain Uddeepants

Just me screaming into the void that is Twitter while I try to achieve superstardom.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still DO NOT understand how so many of you were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

“Israel Says” is not journalism.

[Captain Uddeepants @uddeepansen]

Came into the job literally only to deny this super team of a potential run to the final. Mythical levels of incompetence

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 BREAKING: Roberto Martinez LEAVES Portugal head coach job, it’s over. 👋🏼

Portuguese Federation to appoint new head coach next.

[Captain Uddeepants @uddeepansen]

In India, we have a saying, “muh diya toh kuch bhi bologe?”
Very unamerican concept to be cognisant of your responsibility to society & expectation to speak only when you have value to add.

[Ellen Carmichael @ellencarmichael]

On the red card scandal, I don’t think Europeans understand American mindset: we do not accept a wrong not being righted. In Europe, the customer is always wrong, and they accept bad things happen sometimes through no fault of one’s own. This is an impossibility to an American.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[michael mezz @michaelmezz]

the Western investor's brain simply cannot grasp the notion that it's a GOOD THING when housing becomes more affordable.

after all, housing is for living, not speculation.

if you've ever wondered why these neoliberal econ geniuses can't fix the US housing crisis... now you know

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The corruption is endless.

[Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

I am gravely concerned by reports of a severe deterioration in the condition of Dr. Abu Safiyah.

We reiterate our demands for his release, along with all other doctors being held without charge.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Palestinian goalkeeper Salim Al-Ashqar has been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza.

He leaves behind his wife of 5 months who is expecting their first child.

[Captain Uddeepants @uddeepansen]

Troy deeney being allowed to speak into a mic about his opinions on a sport he achieved nothing but infamy in is a crime against humanity.

[Kish @Kish_P14]

This is the dumbest argument 😂

So if it’s a good player it’s “questionable ambition”

And if not they’re average because Spurs buy average players

How about you just watch them with your eyes you shit baller

[Duncan Wright @dwright75]

This DJed Spence pile-up needs to stop.
Ok, you think he shouldn’t have been picked. But the Congo goal was not on him, he correctly had to cover middle after CBs went walkabout.
It was his long busting run to earn a foul which got England going, and never hid.
Scapegoat.

[Captain Uddeepants @uddeepansen]

So did Ram go to hunt deer to flex for Sita? Or did the deer hurt his hindutva feelings somehow?

[Bar and Bench @barandbench]

#Breaking

Delhi High Court orders the government's Grievance Appellate Committee (GAC) to take a decision within 15 days on removing a YouTube video by Dhruv Rathee in which he allegedly said that Ram, Seeta and Krishna, consumed meat and alcohol.

Justice Swarana Kanta Sharma says any disregard of court's order will be taken seriously.

@dhruv_rathee @SachdevaAmita

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

It’s been 1000 days of Genocide in Gaza. Probably time to speak up now don’t you think?
"If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” Dr. Desmond Tutu.

SILENCE IS COMPLICITY!

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Some of us warned that this was the goal in October 2023 but we were told it was about the hostages. It was never about the hostages. It was always about conquest and ethnic cleansing.

[Israel Exposed @xIsraelExposedx]

It took a little longer than expected, but we have created a website for people to view the footage collected from Gaza in one place. You no longer have to download the entire archives to see them.

It includes:

64,537 videos
17,905 photos
Ability to download individual videos
Searchable index
Exhaustive sources list (300+ journalists)
Geolocation data
Livemap with minute to minute updates
Victim list

It can be accessed here: https://t.co/s0Se94PXWF

Please share & quote tweet to help this post break out of the twitter algorithm prison.

We will keep adding the rest of the archives to the site, be patient- it is difficult work. Continue to seed the torrents provided, as that is the best way to ensure the footage remains stored in decentalized way.

God bless all those who sacrificed their lives to get this footage out, and everyone invovled in collecting/archiving it.

Join our telegram:
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Follow our backup accounts:
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[susan abulhawa | سوزان ابو الهوى @susanabulhawa]

thank you. thank you. thank you.
to every person who collected and archived this evidence.

[Pooja Shali @PoojaShali]

This is the man accused of Hit and Run, that killed Sarthak Mattoo.

Apurv Singh. He needs to be sent to jail. ASAP.

And, such shouldn’t be allowed to misuse legal loopholes.