UDRASWAG

things i think, but would never say.

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@JamesMajesty aesthetic on poiiiint.

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LISTEN UP. Icabod by Trust - @TR_ST #dark #dreamy #tr/st #trust #music #electronic #icabod #electropop ♫ https://t.co/H2sTW9qhSY

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i'd say @JamesMajesty is this week's pick for most interesting find. 💚

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i like to pretend i'm in the middle of a zombie apocalypse when the tweakers roll through my neighborhood. #belltown #zombie #screamattheair

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there were #poundpuppies - why no #poundpussies ? #catlovers #pound #humanesociety

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My idea of hell: you go to an airport and wait in line after line, while absolutely everyone you encounter is just the worst. 😆😅😂

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sometimes, "the best of @Alaska5000 " is what helps make it better. #brighterqueen

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homely by nature, sexy by swag. #homely #sexy #swag #nature #hashtagsforattention #gay #gaytweets #gaytwitter #bye ##catlady

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flamingo is on the menu. #flamingo

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i have a couple of four legged vulvas that eat nothing but dog food. want one? #frenchies #freeke$ha #vulva @OhJanWhy #filth #acidbetty #(;)

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i am only gay when there are booze and women around. #always #gay #gaytweets #gaytwitter #womensrights #women #IDAHOT #IDAHO #everything #🍻

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but beets are the the cancer of the root vegetable family. #beetcancer #beet #cancer

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peak in high school, why don't you? #highschool #peak #gaytweets #gaytwitter #notmegirl #hashtagsforattention #classof2002

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i ordered bags of powdered dog shit to stir into the coffee of my enemies. #election2016 #dog #frienemies #earthy #gaytweets #gaytwitter #💩

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ME: enforce me to eat only salads at night. HIM: ok. ME: let's make white bread. HIM: ok. #foodwars #salad #bread #gaytweets #gaytwitter #👥

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that clam meat belongs to @rosemcgowan #clam #meat #rosemcgowan

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i am so tired of the anarchists and tax collectors. #anarchists #taxcollectors #tired #seattle #pnw

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different #drugs for different #thugs. #adderroll #cannabis #molly #shrooms #meth #heroin #g #k #e #mdma #alcohol #culturetwat #everything

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so many hi-chews - so little time. #hichew @HiChew

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what's up, chicken tits? #chickentits