Udeme Harrison

Administrator, Multimedia Lead @ De'arryImage, Agropreneur, #YFarm Ambassador, promoter of healthy food, Brand Lead @ De'arryAgrio (makers of Quic'ook)

[Udeme Harrison @udsharry]

#ThusItWasIsNow | Day 10

THE POLITICS OF DISRUPTION
A court reversed its own judgment on the NDC. An appeal court reversed it back. A following of 6 million votes, and a movement that needs structure.

https://t.co/W7uX4vS6os

#Nigeria2027 #RuleOfLaw

Photo: Gemini

[Udeme Harrison @udsharry]

#ThusItWasIsNow | Day 9

THE POLITICS OF PERSISTENCE
Six attempts. Several parties. A reversal on fuel subsidy. Persistence is a virtue, but persistence for what? Same three questions for every candidate.

https://t.co/UqmGKhlHSj

#Nigeria2027 #Accountability #Persistence

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#ThusItWasIsNow | Day 8

WORDS. RECORD. RESPONSE.
Chicago 1993. A certificate. "Buhari is me." A promise with a date. Footmen who threaten. Same three questions for every 2027 candidate.

https://t.co/Akpg3ikrPf

#Nigeria2027 #Accountability #RuleOfLaw

Photo: ChatGPT

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#ThusItWasIsNow | Day 6

THE GODFATHER & THE SUCCESSOR
In Nigeria, a candidate must be sponsored by a party. Whoever controls the party controls the gate. When the gate is private, who pays? The people.

https://t.co/V1LCqfXUzK

#Godfatherism #Succession #RuleOfLaw #Nigeria

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#ThusItWasIsNow | Day 5

KINGS, COURTIERS AND KINGMAKERS
The courtier who serves his belly before the constitution. The kingmaker who treats the state as his estate. Who decides in the end? Section 14(2)(a): the people.

https://t.co/aq48JzpRHS

#Courtiers #Kingmakers

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#ThusItWasIsNow | Day 4

THE BIBLE: A LENS, NOT A WEAPON
A lens helps you see. A weapon helps you strike.
https://t.co/vJUGZRAayG

#ThusItWasIsNow #48LawsOfPower #TheBibleALens #Scripture #Accountability #Citizenship #Nigeria

Photo credit: Gemini

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#ThusItWasIsNow | Day 3
THE 48 LAWS: LAWS OR OBSERVATIONS?
In Greene's book, there are rulers, brokers and rivals. No people. No courts. No checks.

https://t.co/5MSHB7UKSF

#ThusItWasIsNow #48LawsOfPower #TheBibleALens #Constitution #ChecksAndBalances #Citizenship #Nigeria

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#ThusItWasIsNow | Day 2
WHAT ARE THEY REALLY FIGHTING FOR?

Every campaign speaks the language of service. So the language cannot be our test.

Power for what?

https://t.co/FDsClox3Gb

[Udeme Harrison @udsharry]

Thought the hard part was scheduling the series and having a week's post ready. Nah! See time: formless and unpredictable.

Well I'll do accelerated... I'll post 2 per day until I meet the day. And I'll follow this pattern whenever there is an interruption.

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#ThusItWasIsNow, Day 1

NIGERIA: THE DREAM AND THE DISTANCE
The harder question is this:
What keeps interrupting our flourishing?

https://t.co/Nw64JnI7v7

[Udeme Harrison @udsharry]

@JumiaNigeria But the scams are not!

You
1. sent a non-existent address for your pick up station
2. A false phone number
3. A false map navigation
4. Even your live chat said it it waiting for a response when the text box said I can't enter text!

Wow! What a deal!

[Udeme Harrison @udsharry]

@Metalistix The courts shot themselves in the foot when they allowed politicians drag them into the fray. Most constitutional matters never get a hearing until they become academic exercises.

[Udeme Harrison @udsharry]

@ruffydfire The Rivers Assembly still sits with 27 instead of 32 members. Each time I crane my neck to see if provision has been made for the other 5. Does this imply that the FCT Minister kept his own part of the agreement? Did the agreement include an indefinite suspension of the 5?

[Udeme Harrison @udsharry]

@ecobank_nigeria you're yet to respond to my question: do you need 45days to issue internet banking login? Maybe you've forgotten that 45days is half a quarter and you're making it obvious that no business can trust you except they're signing up to be held ransom.

[Udeme Harrison @udsharry]

@ecobank_nigeria So I asked for internet banking login so that whatever the delay doesn't affect my reporting. Again this has not worked since June till today. The most annoying is that the woman is no longer responding to our calls for two weeks now! Is that the Eco standard?

[Udeme Harrison @udsharry]

@ecobank_nigeria how about nominating you for a Drudgery award? Even the fastest transaction as internet banking login is taking ages?

I need accountability please. How long does change of signatory take? And how long does Internet banking login take?

[Udeme Harrison @udsharry]

@ecobank_nigeria We have been trying to change account signatory for my branch church for 2 years! We have filled the same set of forms 4 times! My business is reporting so I just assumed there may be something that is not done right.

[Udeme Harrison @udsharry]

Modern problems aren’t as modern as we think.
Whether you’re managing #servers or birthrights, #accesscontrol matters — and trust must be built on more than surface-level checks.

#MFA
#cybersecurityawareness

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Chai! They provoked the "cut your loss and run" aspect of the accountant in BAT.

Thank God for the 6 months cease fire!

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🚨 Day 2 – Exposing Jumia 🚨

They scream BEST DEALS, but refunds? Zero.
Customer service? Ghosted.
@JumiaNigeria, how about fixing refunds instead of running ads?

#JumiaScam #JumiaRefundNow #JumiaExposed