Umar

Your bio.

[Umar @ufibum]

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[VIN @rvinjayx_]

Manifesting.

[Daniel Omokhojie @ikhanvbode]

Hear me, a proud nationalist dictator would fix his country for the sake of pride. Nigeria is decayed; economically, infrastructurally, and even in terms of social behavior. Be honest are you proud to be a Nigerian? Most instance, no! Likewise, even the leaders are not proud to be Nigerians. It needs to change.

1. A proud dictator would give you electricity regardless of what it takes.
2. A proud dictator would hang a jobless pastor who encourages citizens to be lazy or scam citizens.
3. A proud dictator would govern to the point where every citizen is well-behaved, so that even when they leave the country, they reflect the country they come from.
4. A proud dictator would hang any terrorist, its sponsor, the neighbor who knew and kept quiet, even family and friends. Una dey craze!
5. A proud dictator would hang a contractor who takes money and delivers a substandard project.
6. A proud dictator would make you see that a nation’s constitution supersedes any religious text, be it Arabic, Jewish, or traditional.
7. A proud dictator would engineer another means to have the public pick their representatives instead of the four-year waste of national resources in the name of sham elections.
8. A proud dictator is a ruthless dictator who kills troublemakers for fun and rewards good citizens.
9. A proud dictator would build and manage prisons that generate free revenue in the form of free labor. Una dey craze!
10. A proud dictator would put the people to work instead of leaving them idle and having stupid manipulators put them in a room, brainwashing them into giving away their little money.
11. A proud dictator would do the things I don’t even remember and that aren’t on this list.
12. A proud dictator is a ruthless dictator.

[Daniel Omokhojie @ikhanvbode]

Nigeria needs a ruthless dictator who would cling to power for the next 20 years for a complete overhaul of the nation. Build it brick by brick, reengineer even human beings and their thinking. There’s just too much work to do.

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

Your honeymoon umrah hits differently. Never skip it for a big wedding.

[م @maysthetic_]

It’s Friday. Remember to read suratul-Kahf and send lots of salawats to our beloved Prophet ﷺ.

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

Islam (and the North) seems to be a problem for many Nigerians, until it's time to buy goods and want trusted prices, then they try to locate the nearest Muslim/Northerner so they can buy at the cheapest.

Yar Adua was a core Muslim, didn't we all enjoy his short regime? Remember the late Imam Abubakar Abdullahi who also saved non-Muslims in Plateau State? Hiding over 262 Christians in his mosque and home. If he was a bigot, those Christians might have sadly lost their lives. You don't like Muslims but you rushed to buy Dangote's IPO to make possible future profit.

Religious discrimination and a fixed mindset won't take us anywhere. We need to fix up.

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

parents will either say “you are still a kid” or “you’re not a kid anymore” depending on which benefits them. 😭

[PALLIATIVE UMU ASA ™ @13_xcvi]

If I soapy, I go get bad luck.

If she soapy, she doesn’t want to be sleeping around.

If I turn down girl wey like me, I too get pride.

If she turn down guy wey like her, it’s not by force.

I don pay my rent, na my responsibility.

She don pay her own, everybody call her independent woman.

Something hurt me, I burst tears for road, them say I be agbaya.

Access bank debit her 500 naira, she burst tears for road. People gather, raise 100k for her on the spot.

I no fit meet up with my rent obligations, I dey irresponsible

She no fit meet up with her rent, life is just too hard on her

If i no get sense, I be fool

If she no get sense, she’s just a girl.

What a world!!!

[FG➐ 𒉭 @farukgarba_1]

African parents especially northern Nigeria Mehn 💔 the only reason your child hasn’t committed suicide is because it’s haram they’re so lucky suicide is haram islamically cause Wlh the number of people or kids that would have been dropping wouldn’t be counted They’re more scared

[Umar @ufibum]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ekiti trends @ekititrends]

🚨 WATCH: Police Officers Demonstrate/Act a Rescue Operation During the Presentation of 100 Vehicles to security agencies by Governor Oyebanji

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

🚨 TOO MANY WARNING SIGNS ARE FLASHING AT ONCE

A series of major military, energy and security developments are unfolding across the world at the same time:

1. France is facing a major fuel shortage, with roughly 1 in 9 stations reportedly out of at least one fuel and diesel prices hitting record levels.

2. Europe enters winter with severe energy pressure as disrupted Middle East supplies push gas prices sharply higher and storage remains below last year’s level.

3. A massive drone attack hit the Moscow region damaging major oil refinery in Russia.

4. Trump returned from Camp David a day early, with no official explanation.

5. US embassies issued fresh security warnings across the Middle East.

6. North Korea launched 2 ballistic missiles off east coast.

7. Cuba suffered another nationwide power-grid collapse amid severe fuel shortages and deteriorating infrastructure.

8. UK government guidance tells households to keep emergency supplies including food, water, medicine and backup power.

9. Iran reportedly issued "Code 100" it's highest military alert level.

10. Iran warned any new US strike will trigger immediate and “unlimited” retaliation against US bases and interests across the region.

11. Saudi Arabia cut oil shipments to Europe after attacks shut its critical East-West pipeline.

Almost every major development above adds another layer of risk to global oil production, refineries, supply routes and fuel availability.

Europe is already facing fuel shortages and rising energy pressure while attacks and military escalation threaten major oil infrastructure and supply routes.

Any prolonged disruption to Middle East oil flows could push crude and diesel prices sharply higher.

That means higher inflation, more pressure on households and businesses, and potentially higher interest rates for longer period of time.

[Anit @Anit97222746632]

World War III,
2027-2030.

[UtdKelvXI @UtdKelvXI]

Brighton make it 5!!!!!

[Muiz @vibew_muiz]

“you score we score”
“our defense fit hold flood”
dem later paste am 3-0

[THANOS " the mad titan" @OdsRasheed]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

Brighton na garri I beg for, why you give me party jollof 😭❤️

[Vince @vin_moneta]

3-0 oooooo

[2STAR🇳🇬 @ayinde_abd94623]

Brighton na draw I ask for o see wetin you dey gimme chop
You still con add takeaway

[Duke Of Nigeria. @xagreat]

ENDSARS started because one person was killed by police.

Now NSCDC have killed about 40 northerners and nothing like protest