Halloumi Frites

Real life Forrest Gump, Mr Bean, (lapsed) catholic (with all the guilt) Larry David and hetereosexual David Sedaris all rolled into one (that/there)

[Halloumi Frites @ufoel]

@EuropeanSlpr hi, I received 2 emails within mins of each other, the first says the Paris to Berlin train from 30/06-01/07 now terminates at Gesundbrunnen due to maintenance work, but email sent just 5 mins later has Berlin Hauptbahnhof as the last stop. Can you clarify please.

[Halloumi Frites @ufoel]

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[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

Buy an official Reform FC shirt and join the winning team today.

👕 https://t.co/UBR303fjQu

[Halloumi Frites @ufoel]

@GLA_Airport @lufthansa C, Gottsan desu

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i’m being serious. who the hell is joy villa? she’s been invited to the grammys almost every year for the last decade and does this every time. she’s a “singer” with 1,108 monthly listeners on spotify. does anyone know what’s going on

[Halloumi Frites @ufoel]

@hansmollman I tried that once, by making reference to my 'flux capacitor'.
He charged me double.

[Halloumi Frites @ufoel]

@GovanhillGo Will they be putting poo through other businesses‘ letterboxes there as well? 🤣

[Danny Boy @Care2much18]

This wildly misleading tweet, and the mostly hateful replies, is like entering an alternate version of reality.

If anybody is interested in the truth behind this claim, and what that Swedish poll actually asked, I'll go through it.

Probably banging my head against a wall. 😂

[Halloumi Frites @ufoel]

@Kirinkier @DelusionPosting lol. Where’s this?

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

This is how you write a headline.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Social media vs Reality : Mount Everest covered in waste, including lots of human excrement

[Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) @twlldun]

The genius that is Banksy nails it here

[Halloumi Frites @ufoel]

@SunriseDances @bindelj @CreativeScots When/what was this?

[Positive Side of 𝕏 @positivesideofx]

This is hilarious 😂😂😂

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

Seems pretty tone deaf to have a gender reveal during such an immense tragedy

[Ibsen @hanoj_ibsen]

@jeremykauffman The firefighters using VLC Media Player to stop the fire.

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

Thread which shows you who is the real Boss.🧵

1. The entire neighborhood in Los Angeles no longer exists.

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

Brewdog baldy and his new bird really are next level dangers - Work Life INTEGRATION!!!!

[Kevin @caoimhinof]

Think of the most incredible thing you could find in this Welsh cottage.

Then scroll to photo #17 to find something that your wildest imagination could not even envisage.

You WILL NOT be disappointed.

https://t.co/cUekaH8w5p

[Being Scottish @BeingScots]

The amount of Scottish guys wearing shorts is at epidemic levels this winter

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

been an electric year of WhatsApp chats with my dad