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Simply, an uggo in the streets

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the urge to be a pookie…….

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if i ever start running put me on suicide watch

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also like I get why Europeans feel superior to America for most things but why the FUCK does that include having tiny little baby sized drinks?? What is so wrong with an iced vanilla latte the size of my head?? And for the half price your little toenail sized hot coffee is

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I have once again lost the cheese hat….RIP fallen soldiers

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@gonorheasurvivr Sorry I’m just such a cool chill beer girl now :/ girls like u are so much drama w ur back problems and ur corporate personality and ur vagina issues

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Getting Fanny flutters listening to the arsenal match……does this mean I like beer now

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Fuckfuckfuckducj I lost the mf CHEESE HAT

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missing my sex dream super power :( turns out living in a quad for a year really kills any sexual energy I had in my dreamscape

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@HotHerp Bis nonu

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@gonorheasurvivr And u did meet timothee. Life is beautifying

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God dammit I’m the person w the stinky food on the plane

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Idk what’s in the Waikiki water but baby I am starting fights EVERYWHERE. It’s so bad but I can’t stop it. I think something mean about my brothers, tell myself “no don’t say it it’s not worth it” and then five seconds later I’m saying it and squaring up at the same time

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I look way too good on this vacation to be w my family rn. Let’s go girls

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@HotHerp Be brave, be courageous and most importantly, be tiny ❤️

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Being the only girl middle child is a curse bc everyone in ur family is obsessed w u but won’t admit it

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Literally all I’ve done in Vegas is almost shit my pants and give my number to ugly men

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anyone else like a man who is co dependent on his gf for his mental health whenever ur sick and texting ur mom? texts to my mom this week include: “it hurts so bad” “I hate being awake” and, about antibiotics I took literally an hour before, “why isn’t this working I’m miserable”

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I love silently crying on the stairs bc Taylor’s wack ass subleaser has literal strangers sleeping on our couch downstairs ❤️

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@HotHerp I live to please

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Today I cried bc it’s the first shark week my mom and I aren’t together for in 13 years and I also watched an Owen Wilson thirst trap tik tok and was unfortunately trapped