Ugo Smart

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@Mrbankstips Saved by the big white tigress! If she had joined the attack, game over!

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@mickoly Someone in the media finally gets it! Well done Rufai. The illusion has deceived many odelectuals. You are one of the only silver lining in our gloomy press.

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@dammiedammie35 Traditional religion bishop with one eye chalk?

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@thecableng What are their names? Which Charismatic denomination has female bishops?

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@elonmusk April fool! 🤩

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@SegunShowunmi @mehdirhasan You are twerking too much 😅

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@CanadianPM Happy New Year to You

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@Teeniiola It is just ‘I pass my neighbors’ formation.

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@IfesiAyogu Na who vex you abeg?

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@General_Oluchi Igbos should not protest. Especially Igbos who live elsewhere. Prioritize your safety for once. Once something goes wrong in the protest, the government & some of your fellow protesters profile you for persecution. Those in Enugu, Aba. Onitsha can protest with Ogene street dance.

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@_callmebekky Make this thing make sense!
An Edo lady intimidated a Yoruba man & got him arrested.
Well meaning Nigerians come to the Yoruba man’s defense, and put pressure on the Edo lady.
Now, a Yoruba Ronu activist is fighting for the Edo Lady pretending to be defending Yoruba against Igbos

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@OneJoblessBoy So why didn’t IBB disqualify MKOnas he do some other candidates before the elections? @DavidHundeyin

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@TheSerahIbrahim We wore a cloth design we liked for our traditional wedding. It never occurred to us that the cloth was of a different tribe from me and my wife. It was that easy to not even notice tribe, until Ronu merchants came by.

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@Tonia_dimma @General_Oluchi That was Obasanjo please

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@_AsiwajuLerry

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@yabaleftonline 10m bail for an offense of a maximum fine of 50k?

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@RealOlaudah @PoliceNG please secure the roads.

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@daram_ola @ruffydfire Buhari and APC came into prominence through their fight against subsidy removal in 2012. How the table turned!

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@FinPlanKaluAja1 But what is he going to do in Qatar? They just said all their officials will be preoccupied with Web Summit at the time of his visit.

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@_weyimi I remember when 7 people died in Abuja stadium in the infamous Immigration recruitment exercise of Abo Moro. APC went to town and harassed the government to an unprecedented extent. Now, under their own nose, same 7 people died, but this time scrambling for food! Let’s see …