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life’s a bitch and she’s off her leash // she/her

[liss 🐝✨ @uhalissa]

hi welcome to sonoma state, i’m an evacuation major,

[Al🦣🏒 @al00lala]

Tired: females are just watching hockey because of pretty jawline 😕
Wired: there is an epidemic of violent young women getting into hockey because watching men punch each other with no repercussions quells their urge to punch every single man they interact with in real life

[hannah ⋆˚✿˖° @softlyhan_]

loving horror and vampires and werewolves and monsters and halloween and october and anything spooky and creepy and weird is such a fun and amazing way to live

[fiyin @victor_salamii]

Sundays were made to lay in bed all day, eat every two hours and complain that tomorrow is Monday

[🦈𓈒 ⊹ .𝐢𝐝𝐚 . ˓𓄹 @waytogorobin13]

Preseason games mean nothing unless your team wins 10-0. This is an official rule now.

[𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖍𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍 🧚🏻 @subpargarbage]

hot girls hate ai

[cie 🦈 @yuribrini]

“great goaltending on both sides” compare my beloved asky to that thing in the vegas net one more time and i will find where you live.

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

One of my colleagues asked me “Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” and I'm like, Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Remember that preseason hockey means absolutely nothing except for if your team wins then it means everything

[alexa @deanscinema]

the weather is starting to feel like dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days

[thandi beer @bluelayzzz]

babe the only foldable device you need is a book

[gilly⁵⁰¹ 💌 @ahsokasgoggles]

autobots, let’s roll off a fucking cliff bc wtf

[CLARISSA IN THEATERS DEC 11 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

turns out i am deeply sad despite simultaneously feeling the best i’ve felt in a long time. unsure of how to reckon with this

[🕸️ @umayyahverse]

MY LOVES IVE KNOWN THEM FOR 24 HOURS BUT I WOULD DIE FOR THEM #theotherbennetsister

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[m :) @vuse_lover]

I love the public library because it combines two of my favorite things: books and free stuff

[jynx @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[lauren 🖤🏒 @laurennkara]

anyway everyone get more educated now

[✨ Tara Wine-Queen Writes ✨ @TaraWineQueen]

Matilda did not walk her four-year-old self to the public library every afternoon to soak up every possible moment she could in the comfort of books and joy of learning for you to not take advantage of your local library’s innumerable charms