Mikey

banner is my buddy jerking his pathetic penis

[Mikey @uhh_based_dept]

Call me English the way she muffing

[Mikey @uhh_based_dept]

actually,

[Mikey @uhh_based_dept]

@iuliu__ @tetsuoai find god

[Mikey @uhh_based_dept]

@RCorySmith yeah that’ll do it, a chip on his shoulder

[Mikey @uhh_based_dept]

every time Baron Harkonnen in Dune is brought up Herbert is like “he jiggled flabbily, leaving footprints in stone by his heft alone”

[Mikey @uhh_based_dept]

@Boooderr

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

This happened in Disclosure Day

[Daniel Lefferts @daniel_lefferts]

https://t.co/vTSSZil2sY

[Mikey @uhh_based_dept]

rainman but they teach him how to use the McDonalds app instead of blackjack

[Mikey @uhh_based_dept]

john taffer should be ashamed for turning shitty dives into places where Fries Are Extra

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Future historians will study this day for generations

Future historian: (Getting sucked by an alien) Fuuuck

[Mikey @uhh_based_dept]

the porn bots come with a built in comedy module now

[Benedict “white dragon” johnson @bukkakeluvr]

Calm Wednesday

[Mikey @uhh_based_dept]

@yippee_kyrie eight beers

[Mikey @uhh_based_dept]

farting like crazy next to the hot guy at the urinal #handlemeatmyworst

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[Kevin Spacey @KevinSpacey]

To celebrate America's 250th birthday, I created a limited-edition collectible ring engraved with Per Ardua Ad Astra—"Through adversity, to the stars." 

Each collector's box is personally hand-signed by me at https://t.co/n5V9MDIe2i

Very limited quantities available for 3 weeks only. Once it's gone, it's gone. - KS