scott

[Jake @JustJake]

RAM prices are $800 so that your dad can send you this with the caption “lol”

[jemp.stp @runthistrain]

doing this for my kids after coming home from a month long bender in Vegas

[alex ⋆. 🎃 @esoteric4ng3l]

goobmorning

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

wHatS a GooD pAssWorD mAnAgeR

I store all my passwords in a text file called "passwords" and if someone successfully gets access to that file then I'm going to kill myself

That's my security model

[Kenneth Dredd @KennethDredd]

You’re hiding Tylenol under the floorboards, are you not?

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i used to think these would play a much bigger role in my life than they actually do

[Groby @groby5000000]

Leg sweeping my son when he asks for uppies. Its a tough world bozo

[໊ @xpwrld]

farmers when disease strikes their livestock:

[ࣰ @hasuyeong]

the way i revisit this tweet every now and then

[OSINT Gorilla @GorillaOSINT]

this is like Oppenheimer describing nuclear fission

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

no nonsense, just straight hands, love to see it

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

I feel like she’s a few months away from turning into the green M&M

[Hoppy @Hoppydoesntread]

Sadly this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

In retrospect, maybe we should have seen this coming.

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

The wildfire victims: