Elise Matson

You’re not Startin’ Over…You’re Startin’.

[Elise Matson @uhlease_matson]

@RepJackKimble WHY ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT GEOGRAPHY?

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

“Oh my god, I am so bad at golf!”

- Six-time major champion Rory McIlroy

[Trophy Husband 🏆 @Brian_onX]

My wife will drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, binge a murder documentary, and then look me dead in the eye and say...

"I'm having a lot of anxiety today."

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

[Denver Hockey @DU_Hockey]

Thank you Cindi for all that you've done for Denver Athletics! #ProudPioneers

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

It’s a public library, museum, playground, and public park with walking trails.

All privately funded, and for the public.

Cope harder bro.

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.

And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Idk but Michelle Obama telling Barack “You told me all those years ago that you couldn't promise me the world, but you could promise me an interesting life. And, of course you outdid yourself and managed to give me both." is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard someone say to another 🥹

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

This is the America I know and love.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

“Dear migrants, before I say any other word to you, I want to bow before your dignity.

“You are not numbers or case files.

“You are people — with a family and a home left behind, with dreams that no one has the right to scorn.” — Pope Leo XIV

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Since 2000, over 380 Southern Baptist leaders have been convicted of sex crimes involving more than 700 victims all while SBC leaders covered for abusers and silenced survivors.

But women preaching and pastoring is the real problem? What a joke.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Jordan Spieth with his back to the flag.

Just an ABSURD putt 🤯

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Dave Hale - Concerned Republican @CountryFirstRep]

It is legitimately a tragedy that the 250th anniversary of this country's birth will be presided over by a president who is EVERYTHING the founders warned us against -- a partisan demagogue who fundamentally loathes the separation of powers and denies election results he dislikes

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

the pope should release an encyclical about linkedin

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I’ve never pastored a church. Couldn’t pay me a jillion dollars to. Never been ordained. Have no desire to. The only paid staff position I’ve ever held in a church was as an aerobics teacher in our church gym. But how in heaven’s name a woman discussing a sermon on a podcast could be objectionable to some is beyond me and what I believe to be beyond scripture. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, good. Stay sane. If you do, I’ve lived a long time and this has been my observation:

Extremism, whether in conservatism or liberalism, whether in politics or religion, is never satisfied. It will always inch a little bit further. It’s a constant test of the purists.