paola, allegedly

and it’s like

[paola, allegedly @uhmpaola]

@haiIeyvan the way you love your niece is ): so cute and so wholesome and i love seeing it

[paola, allegedly @uhmpaola]

@elctrichapeI i just laughed out LOUD at you not knowing about full frontal mang

[paola, allegedly @uhmpaola]

when i asked her if we were just supposed to leave our apartment in a giant semi and she goes “yes … and with a gun i guess”

[paola, allegedly @uhmpaola]

for perspective i asked my roommate (27, queer) what we should do with our 24 hours and she goes “steal vintage furniture and raid gentrified thrift stores”

[The Country Boy Slim Flair @SlimWyldNReklez]

The purge means crime is legal for 24 hours the fact that y’all go straight for murder is weird to me

[megan @chismosavirus]

there's actually nothing more affirming than a "no literally" from a gay person

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

“Wanna hangout?” Sorry but I actually have to stay home and clench my jaw 24/7

[clare @sadderlizards]

i have the anxiety of a small prey animal

[clare @sadderlizards]

(in a depressive episode voice) yeah i don’t know what’s up with me lately i think it’s just stress

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnGeL]

This is how it feels to be a girl with a lot of built in anger

[paola, allegedly @uhmpaola]

very important girl math i don’t hear people talk about enough is that if something costs 100$ and i do pay in 4 it actually only costs 25$ and i cheated the system

[rainer @uncoolboyfriend]

your honor who gives a fuck lowkey

[barbie @sakcore18]

another plane has hit the bottoms tower

[paola, allegedly @uhmpaola]

three gay women tried to hang up a curtain rod and failed today … i think we’re legally straight now

[trash jones @jzux]

hey i can’t come in to work today i have to indulge my childlike sense of joy and wonder

[Monster Moo Stan 🐄 @DemeSoRad]

Wonder what they’d think of this landmark

[paola, allegedly @uhmpaola]

when u lose ur house in a natural disaster they like send everyone affected to like hotels so they have somewhere to stay and they feed you it’s all very movie base camp-core but tell me how NO ONE here is hot how am i supposed to make my trauma bond 😡

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

girls don’t like boys, girls like Halloween decorations and reassurance no one is mad at them

[paola, allegedly @uhmpaola]

america doesn’t have indigo and they live in absolute bliss not knowing what indigo is and being so close to a country that HAS indigo’s (canada) but not having access to them that’s tragic

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t make it tonight i’m hanging out disrespectfully with women in unstable places from my wild recent past

[paola, allegedly @uhmpaola]

@haiIeyvan edward cullen if he slayed