ujjwalkumar

One life to live
No fucks to give...

writing is passion
cricket is life

[DEEWAN. @Spoof_Junkey]

बड़े दलाल देखे होंगे लेकिन तुमसे बड़ा नहीं देखा @ravish_journo

खुद के दोगलेपन के वीडियो देख के रात में नींद कैसे आती होगी तुम्हे?

[hippo✯ @hippocrise]

🚨UPDATE: he’s in the ICU currently

[Lala @FabulasGuy]

Why @AAPMumbai deleted this tweet 😹🤣

10 Marks

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That is what they said

[Harsh @harsh1ii]

My friend made ₹1 crore last month.

He’s 22.
No IIT. No IIM. An engineering dropout.

First salary: ₹24,000.
Last month: ₹1 crore.

What changed?

He stopped looking for jobs
and started selling his dad’s land.

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

Thank you, Sir Edwin Lutyens.

[ujjwalkumar @ujjwalkumar9958]

@QuoteJung Deep work.

[GK for UPSC & TGPSC @BORN4WIN]

Types of Hormones

[Philosophy Sage @philosophysage]

You’re bored because you don’t do side quests, bro.

Life is more than just work and bed rotting.

Here are 50 side quests to complete:

[Katyayani Shukla @aibytekat]

this guy literally drops banger after banger:

[Nalini Unagar @NalinisKitchen]

Dear @TRAI,

Imagine your recharge plan is going to expire in 2 days.

Imagine someone is following your sister late at night, and she is trying to call you for help.

Imagine you are injured on the road and desperately trying to call a family member.

But before the call even connects, telecom companies play long warnings like “your plan is expiring soon, please recharge” in two languages. During this warning, the actual call does not connect, and valuable time gets wasted.

In emergency situations, even a few seconds matter. These repeated recharge reminders are extremely frustrating.

We already know when to recharge. Customers should not be forced to listen to long, nonsensical warnings.

Please order all telecom companies to immediately stop these nonsense warnings before calls, or allow the call to connect while the warning plays in the background.

Be serious.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

pay solid attention;

an average millionaire is 40 not 23
an average billionaire is 55 not 35
the average age to buy a house is 35 not 25
most men hit their peak confidence at 32 not in their 20s
it takes the average person 66 days to build a habit not 7
the average ceo is 57 not 30
most people meet their life partner after 27 not 18
the average successful business takes 5-7 years not 6 months
most people don’t know what they want until they’re 30 not at graduation

stop letting social media brainwash you. you are not behind, you’re on your own track. live it ❤️

[ujjwalkumar @ujjwalkumar9958]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Website Designer Nigeria @webdesignerng]

Websites that feel illegal to know 👀 🌝

1. FlightRadar24
Shows live locations of airplanes. You can track specific flights.

2. 10 Minute Mail
Gives you a temporary email address. It expires after a short time.

3. Hosting Nigeria
Get extremely cheap domain names and hosting for your websites.

4. Temp-number
Gives you temporary foreign numbers for free.

5. Wayback Machine
Search a website and see how it looked in the past. Useful for finding removed content.

6. BugMeNot
Provides shared login details for some websites. Lets you access content without creating an account.

7. Whois
Lets you check who owns a website or domain name. Shows details like when it was created, who registered it, and when it expires.

8. Down For Everyone Or Just Me
Checks if a website is down. Tells if the issue is global or just you.

9. BugMeNot
Provides shared login details for some websites. Lets you access content without creating an account.

10. FutureMe
Write an email to yourself and receive it later. You choose the delivery date.

11. Remove .bg
Removes the background from images automatically.

12. WindowSwap
Shows views from windows around the world. You can switch between random locations.

13. ScanWP
Checks if a website is built with WordPress. Shows the theme and plugins the site is using.

14. Privnote
Lets you send notes that disappear after being read. The message deletes itself once opened.

[Amit Kumar Sindhi @AMIT_GUJJU]

2015: Asha Bhosale’s elder son Hemant Bhosale died

2026: Sonia Gandhi is writing letter to Hemant Bhosale

What kind of sick twisted joke is this by Sonia Gandhi?

[Math Files @Math_files]

Start with 82 and go backwards to 1

82818079787776757473727170696867666564636261605958575655545352515049484746454443424140393837363534333231302928272625242322212019181716151413121110987654321

...this number is a prime number!

[Kia @xevekiah]

DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.

[Pratham @CapitalLens_]

Famous Indian Brands Stands For 🤯

MRF~ Madras Rubber Factory

PVR~ Priya Village Roadshow

ITC~ Indian Tobacco Company

DLF~ Delhi Land & Finance

UPI~ Unified Payments

HCL~ Hindustan Computers Ltd

AMUL~ Anand Milk Union Ltd

OYO~ On your…Show more

[ThatGenZTourist @EdithOgbuagu]

This is beautiful, but there is a reason water tanks are black.

[_robinn__3 @MihirPatel11364]

Whenever war breaks out between countries . #WorldWar3 #dubaiattack #Khamenei