Sami Creamer

Retired cynic.

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Drivers in Massachusetts would rather see you dead on a crosswalk then slow down for you.

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So obviously we all agree we love the podcast era. We all agree it’s to fill the deafening noise of loneliness as well… right? …

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I think my favorite thing about large sporting events is the big screen. It’s so cute seeing grown adults get all giggly and excited.

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I think I would die happy if all of my days left were spent eating cantaloupe and drinking sparkling water on the beach.

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My day is spent wondering what my cat is doing. I know the answer is sleeping and eating but I just hope she’s enjoying her chill life. She deserves the world.

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Listening to ‘Sunshine’ with one of my best friends and eating a burger this beautiful Sunday. Life is good.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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My mom and I are both going through breakups right now. She keeps sending these inspirational quotes to me and it’s cracking me up. Facebook mom for the win.

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I remember when I was trying to be an ‘it girl’ for awhile and drank black coffee for a month. We all make mistakes.

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My biggest career downfall is being in medicine and constantly struggling to pronounce words correctly.

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Work was rough today but @Harry_Styles came out with his new album today. All is good again.

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“Why am I Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriends?” - @megan_lorentzen

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Listening to this man at the bar tell me how nurses don’t deserve what they are getting paid and how most are drug addicts. Me:

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Adam & Eve really were tempted by an apple? And they failed? Imagine if it was a jalapeño popper

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90’s sitcoms just hit different

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It’s crazy living in a time where I know if 16-year-old me saw me they would be so incredibly proud.

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@bethany_nitzel @megan_lorentzen Soon!

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Me watching 3 of my closest friends move away from me in the last 2 months