Eelyak

shitty web presence, your best defense against ugly !

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

oil is no verb

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

i got 99 problems can someone help with some of them

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

i hope i can live my entire life without ever having to eat a worm

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

imagine if police cars could be ubers who the fuck would get into those

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

thoughts on self-improvement: it’s work, but it works

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

when ur therapist tells u to “take more risks”

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

hotties
hot ties
hot teas
= hot tease

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

octoBOOer

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

@claratriestbh Most Relatable 2018

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

tfw u drive 45 miles to watch a country cover band #beersaveslakes

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

what do u call someone that says all asians look the same asking for a friend

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

i lyk when u facetime w ur best friend and u say “i have been feeling weird” and he says “duh 6 planets r in retrograde” like dUH

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

who figured out the boomerang wow amazig

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

100% smells like salad dressing in my head

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

guess who’s single!! hint: it’s not new news

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

who is the most fake me my eyebrows or america

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

@mich_mast i also love that there’s a minneapolis, MM!

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

hey, heights are hard

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

“YOLOlolololololololol” i scream as i yodel into time and space

[Eelyak @ukaylele]

May the fifth of vodka be with you