Kelz

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

I never posted much here but always came for news and insights. The election made it clear this is no place for open discourse, just a machine for hate and disinformation. I won’t support any of it. So I’m peacing out for good ✌️ See y’all over on threads! @kelleysmilky

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

@mitchellbyars From Gunbarrel (3-second exposure)

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Let’s talk about “God making trump” shall we.

When Donald was a 5 year-old boy, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a crib in the neighboring yard.

When he was eligible for the draft, while his peers went off to war, he sought medical deferments for an ailment he didn’t have.

He left his first wife, who said he raped her, for his second wife who he then left for his third wife, who he cheated on repeatedly.

He bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, cheated people out of their money, stole from charities, mocked a disabled reporter, jokes about Paul Pelosi being attacked by a man with a hammer, opined about having sex with his daughter, said he didn’t want war-wounded amputees in his sight, golfed and tweeted while Americans died from Covid, and incited horrific violence in order to install himself in an office he was voted out of.

He’s a sociopathic, narcissistic, pathologically lying, serial sexual predator, and a bigoted, hateful, vitriolic criminal conman who refers to innocent immigrants as “vermin”, while praising murderous despots at same time.

He can’t cite a single passage from the Bible when asked but will still sell them for profit, he doesn’t attend church but worships instead at Our Lady of The Perpetual Mulligan, and he’s even had the audacity to refer to himself as the second coming of Jesus.

Yes, really.

God has turned him into a tomato-sauce-stained sloth-like creature who has to wear a girdle and lifts in his shoes. God impeached him twice, made him lose reelection and visited upon his term in office, a once in a lifetime global pandemic which ravaged our country along with the rest of the world. And then God indicted him 4 times, found him liable of defamation, sexual abuse & business fraud.

God created someone as hateful, impulsive, intolerant, needy, angry, vengeful, malevolent, selfish, sadistic, depraved, amoral, areligious, idiotic, envious, devious and evil as Donald Trump, made his presidency the most infamous in the history of time, and then he rained down upon him the hammer of justice in historic fashion all so that he could return him to the office he once tried to steal?

That’s God’s “plan” is it?
To hand the highest political office on the planet to the physical embodiment of the 7 deadly sins rolled into a sadistic, senile, septuagenarian?

And what they’re pointing to in order to make the “case” for all of this, is the fact that some dude armed with a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban took a shot at him and another ill-intentioned dude who shouldn’t have been able to get his hands on a weapon at all, hid out in the woods by his golf course.

That’s how they “know” that spiteful psychopath was sent “by God.”

Really?!?

Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

Why do I always tear up when I watch agility runs? 🥹

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Mf wasn't playin around 💀

[Renee @PettyLupone]

I’m so glad someone recorded it because they took the live stream down.

Listen.

This judge did not come to play. You simply MUST listen to how he read Tina Peters and her election crimes for filth.

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

@DrDGrossman Can we ask, though, why Dr Marchand, a (presumably) Board Certified OBGYN, is asking Twitter to send him research? Shouldn't he already be informed on this since it directly impacts his patients? Maybe someone should look into whether he's up to date on his CME reqs

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

Tried and failed to make a reser with @CasaBonita this morning. It rejected my payment several times (why?!?) then booted me to the back of the line (#42000!). Anyone else getting glitched out of their empanada dreams? 😭😭😭

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

@atrupar 45 seems appropriate because that's the only time he'll have ever been prez

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

Hi @airfrance - you took my bag when in checked into my DEN->CDG flight on May 10 and your agent failed to tag it. Still not one word on the whereabouts of my luggage, and 2 days to go on my trip. I’ll be seeing you personally in Denver on my return

[NASA @NASA]

Ever seen a total solar #eclipse from space?

Here is our astronauts' view from the @Space_Station

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

@jeremyjudkins_ I don’t understand the issue? I keep my phone on mute/vibrate at all times, but my alarm works just fine

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

@SteveStaeger I got 2 phone calls and about 4 emails telling me they were planning on cutting power in my neighborhood. Xcel was very proactive in communicating what was going to happen

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

@matthewmaddock I hope you're as embarrassed as you are stupid. This is the Gonzaga basketball team bus

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to bible

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

@seattle_tax I cut out processed sugar & honey, maple syrup, etc but I still had tons of fruit. sf apple sauce w/cottage cheese & cinnamon, apples w marcona almonds felt almost like dessert. TONS of herbal tea, esp Sweet & Spicy. After a few days the craving went away & I felt human again!

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

@JSmilkstein Someone's having a good time, and it ain't your liver

[soludo @soludokeke]

I’m convinced every woman’s love language is not having to ask

[Kelz @ukeleleyz]

@TheDailyShow I was not ready to be destroyed by Jon Stewart today. I'm so lucky to have found my perfect little princess

[Keith Thorpe "The Silence of False Gods" @thorpe_the]

Thanks everyone, for all your kind words and good wishes. I'm excited...and a little scared. I'm nearly 52 years old and have never had a relationship last longer than 3 years. I've never been within shouting distance of marriage, and she sent me a follow-up message which read: "I'll be far less afraid of the rest of my life, if I can spend it with you."
Yep, I'm getting married.