Dear Our Friends in The Caribbean,
We've had a look at history and we can recommend that you ask for reparations from Benin, Morocco, Algeria, Egypt, Cameroon, Chad, Nigeria, Ghana and Mali, for capturing and selling slaves to Europeans
Meanwhile, given Britain led the way in ending slavery, spending an astonishing 40% of our entire national budget in 1833 to buy freedom for slaves, and a further 2% of our GDP on The West Africa Squadron which seized over 1600 slave ships and freed 150,000 (at a cost of 1600 Royal Navy sailors) - we would like you to thank us by offering to pay 40% of our annual budget this year and 2% of our GDP
That's £480 billion + £11.4bn
We can settle for £450 billion if that's easier (we estimate this will be the size of Rachel Reeves 'blackhole' next week)
The invoice is in the post!
Love Britain 🇬🇧 ❤️ ✌️
@amazon@AmazonHelp Guys you need top get to grip with your labelling machines particularly in the UK. they are missing the first character of an address line causing the delivery to go to a wrong address. And you expect us to go and find them
@ofcom are still dragging their heels failing to crackdown on GB News rule breaking. Will you sign the petition today telling them to revoke GB News’ licence and switch them off for good? https://t.co/LazTQI6f3I via @38degrees
I've just emailed my MP Claire Coutinho to attend #FairFuelUK's APPG Reception on Feb 8th to find out where they stand on the Fuel Dity Level - Please ask yr MP too at https://t.co/L8XEejU3K7
These covert charges keeping electricity bills high are a perfect example of our broken energy system. ⬇️ https://t.co/kutrvyMQ1L #TariffWatch#WarmThisWinter