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[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

this is exactly how i’m looking at it

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Bisma Zafar 🩺 @thebismazafar]

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

Dating a handsome man is so nice, like awww look at your face😭

[erëza @erezaaahh]

why is everyone’s goal to get married and have kids like guys don’t you wanna go to Brazil first?😟😟

[Kimora Kinaya @kimoraakinayaa]

don’t come around here making solutions, i said i can’t go

[🤍 @esihlendima_]

Yes

[Panashe @NasheCeezet_zw]

it's our first time on earth so why are you a life coach?????

[♰ @reeceollld]

CONFESSING FEELINGS FACE TO FACE!

[WICK @1wickedwick]

i can tell a lot about a person by what they choose to see in me

[bebet @StorytellerShee]

You start explaining something to someone, and it dawns on you that you have no descriptive words whatsoever

[Chxrry @Chxrry2you]

Me after one date

[karina˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @karina_core]

i want to smell so much like vanilla that people ask me if i use vanilla extract as my perfume

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

Do not involve me in poorly put together plans. That’s the quickest way to piss me off

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

finding a white person's dog would fix all my financial problems

[Krissy @KrissyMeehan_]

You want it because your future self already has it.