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Passionate about current affairs and a die-hard Chelsea FC fan. Combining my love for global news with unwavering support for the Blues. #CFC #NewsJunkie

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@TheJonyVerma FFfb!

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@FabrizioRomano No other club fan can post a better picture than this!!!

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Pray 🙏 for MANCHESTER CITY!!! #ManchesterCity #ManCity #PremierLeague

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@FabrizioRomano Al Hilal and the rest of the the Arabs should just rest please!!!

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@icespicee_ Do you believe???

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@Wizarab10 Make I send you waterproof Abi newspaper make them use wrap am. Liverpool will surely walk alone this season!!!

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Different types of hustle in life. Just be good at what you do 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

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High jumper Yaroslava Mahuchikh wins Ukraine's 1st individual gold of the Paris Olympics (from @AP)now , this is something worth talking about!!! https://t.co/58wk8U7Ejv

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@DanielRegha Daniel,are you going to protest? Or are you also a celebrity!!!

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@AfricanHub_ Mauritius 🇲🇺

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@FabrizioRomano C H E L S E A, do your thing. Arsenal not ready to close this deal. So much trauma on the player!!!

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@FabrizioRomano Next El Classico. Do you agree???

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@crazyclips_ DRINK 🍹 OR PASS??

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@CFCMod_ Salute 🫡 Marlo Gusto!

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@FabrizioRomano When you see it!!

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@WarMonitors God help your children!!!

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@crazyclips_ If he’s alive, then he’s the luckiest man alive!!

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@WORLDSTAR Don’t turn around!!!

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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"