mautist

confusing hai
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[mautist @ul_ahsen]

12 june, rauf told me there was an elderly woman with bleeding next door. After initial first aid, we took her to the hospital. I couldn't help but notice all the paintings in her living room. Later, on the way back home nano told me she was the wife of Askari Mian Irani! Nice 👍🏿

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

Told a feminist to slap her ass for me
She said: apna khana khud garam karo 😭

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

Hairy bald greek god named testicles

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

Non Euclidean Entity

[punnu - پُنّوں @punnu__khan]

ہر وصل پیش خیمۂ رنجِ فراق ہے
تُو ساتھ ہوگا اور تجھے ڈھونڈا کریں گے ہم
(Every union is but a prelude to the anguish of separation;
You will be with me — and yet I shall go on searching for you)

— Abrar Ahmad

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Reece James' statistically calculated WhoScored characteristics:

✅ Strengths

🟢 Holding on to the ball
🟢 Long shots
🟢 Passing
🟢 Key passes
🟢 Direct free-kicks
🟢 Taking set-pieces
🟢 Aerial duels
🟢 Crossing
🟢 Tackling
🟢 Ball interception
🟢 Blocking the ball

❌ Weaknesses

🔴 Concentration

[Karachi's Mass Transit Enthusiast @masstransit4khi]

''Rimsha Colony was settled by CDA after residents forcefully evicted when a child with mental health illness was falsely accused of blasphemy'' 💔😢💔

@CDAthecapital is doing exact opposite of what China, Singapore, Tiger Asia did to achieve its win-win economic successes

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

Finger lickin good?
Nah lemme get dat toe suckin evil 😈

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

Nas: i never sleep cuz sleep is the cousin of death

Me: hmmmm this guys clever

Eukaryotic Drake: you used to call me on my cell phone

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

What

[s @teekhamirchaaaa]

Afghanistan Allah >>>>>> Pakistan Allah

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

Dogs look good with braids
Cats look good with mohawks
Make whatever of that information

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

@masstransit4khi Nah but fr, transfer windows and also two leagues with the concept of lower leagues, relegation and promotion. Makes a huge market.

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

@masstransit4khi Foden for gakpo

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

Dawg do you sometimes feel like fleeting consciousness? Roaming around the world dawg? Like no place to call your own? What does it feel like to feel like a person? Dawg??

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

Natasha noorani kya ghazab aadmi ho yaar dubara chairman sangeet o mauseeki tainaat

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

Hahaha dude-patta hahaha

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

ESTEVAO ARE YOU FKN KDN ME?

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

Catch me at the autism chowk

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

1738! I'M LIKE HEY WHAT'S UP HELLO

[mautist @ul_ahsen]

Ayy boo leme play dat games on ya phone real quick