A.Js Dad

Businessman...

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

They will Tell you that Africa, Haiti, and all these dark nations are shithole countries but they will never tell you that they killed anyone who tried to fix it.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

That is SHA, Hustler fund and VAT/PAYE monies being used. My payslip bleeds just for politicians to shamelessly donate it for political gain. I am sick to my stomach

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

My question still remains, why do we still take loans from foreign governments?

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Ol Kalou voters are being bribed with cash, GOK mattresses and gas cylinders while state officials campaign with public resources.

That's bribery under Section 9 of the Election Offences Act, and abuse of office under Sections 14 and 15.

@IEBCKenya , @DCI_Kenya , @EACCKenya : act now. Target the offenders, not the voters.

Here is the joint statement that we made earlier.

#Kumekucha. #UkatibaMovement #Ukombozi

[Maskani Ya Taifa 🇰🇪 @Maskani254]

Public Participation Alert!

The National Assembly calls for public participation on the following 10 Bills:

1. The Crop Laws (Amendment) Bill (National Assembly Bill No. 30 Of 2026)
Link: https://t.co/fkHzVmvmNn…

2. The Kenya Information And Communications (Amendment) Bill (National Assembly Bill No. 9 Of 2025)

3. The Regional Development Authorities Laws (Repeal) Bill (National Assembly Bill No. 31 Of 2026)
Link: https://t.co/fkHzVmvmNn…

4. The Films And Stage Plays (Amendment) Bill (National Assembly Bill No. 32 Of 2026)

5. The East African Development Bank (Amendment) Bill (National Assembly Bill No. 33 Of 2026)
Link: https://t.co/fkHzVmvmNn…

6. The Water (Amendment) Bill (National Assembly Bill No. 34 Of 2026)
Link: https://t.co/fkHzVmvmNn…

7. The Irrigation (Amendment) Bill (National Assembly Bill No. 35 Of 2026)
Link: https://t.co/fkHzVmvmNn…

8. The Investment And Export Promotion Authority Bill (National Assembly Bill No. 37 Of 2026)
Link: https://t.co/fkHzVmvmNn…

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

UPDATE: Kenya's 2025/26 Revenue Outturn

· Total collection stood at Kes 2.844 trillion

· This collection is a 10.57% y/y growth & a 95.55% performance rate (i.e. it missed the target by Kes 132.51 billion

· Exchequer revenue collected stood at Kes 2.568 trillion, agency collection stood at Kes 276.14 billion

· Customs remains the out-performer at 100.8% performance, collecting Kes 988.78 billion

· PAYE collected Kes 598.81 billion, registering 91.8% performance rate & growing 6.7% y/y

· Corporate Income Tax collected Kes 346.07 billion, up 14.0% y/y lifted significantly by financial services performance in the period under review

· Domestic VAT collected Kes 355.26 billion, up 8.5%. The Authority reports that the revision of the rate on petroleum product from 16.0% to 8.0% was a huge challenge in the second half

· Domestic Excise collected Kes 61.85 billion with Excise on betting registering 115.9% performance collecting Kes 16.53 billion

· Collections from the new Significant Economic Presence Tax doubled to Kes 1.61 billion

· Tax debt collection yielded Kes 144.82 billion. ADR resolved 993 cases unlocking Kes 35.06 billion

· Tax base expansion measures are reported to have yielded Kes 9.1 billion

Musings:

· We are witnessing a shift in KRA's reporting of exchequer & agency collections. It is now moving away from front-loading the tax heads & opting to front-load sectoral performance

· In my inference, the authority is seeking to place the spotlight on the need to grow the pie to ensure collection targets align with the reality on the ground

· Agency collections (99.1% performance) have, yet again, offset the softness in exchequer collections (95.2% performance)

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Ex-EPRA Boss' Torture Chamber:

Police are investigating an alleged assault case involving former Epra DG Daniel Kiptoo.

He is accused of unlawfully detaining and torturing some of his employees over claims that they had stolen from him

#NTVTonight @Ben_Kitili

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

"How come is everything white?"

— Muhammad Ali in 1971 Interview.

[Saddique Shaban @SaddiqueShaban]

The distance between Isiolo and Meru is a mere 35 KM.

45-55 minute drive, tops.

There is an underutilized airport in Isiolo

Does anyone see a need for another air field inside a protected national forest?

https://t.co/8IU4y75Ass

[Mohamad Al Shami محمد الشامي @mamashami2]

OMG. FIFA stepped on the wrong foot with Egyptians — and they're about to find out. Egyptian sarcasm is on a different level. This must be English-captioned. 😅🔥

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

This is just IEBC running away from responsibility. Everyone can see who is violating the law. The commission should punish those openly bribing voters and using state resources to campaign. Instead it creates a false equivalence and threatens to punish everyone. Very escapist.

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Body was found on Monday. But they needed to force through that public participation for the land grab in Imenti forest. The one she was abducted, tortured and killed for.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

You mean the illegal extraction of cobalt in Imenti Forest.

[seira 🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬 @lha2tham]

IT WAS THE SAME FUCKING REFEREE???????????

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

50 years. The Jubilee year.

In the Bible, every 50th year was declared a Jubilee. The name comes from the Hebrew word yōḇel, meaning the ram's horn that was blown across the land to announce a new beginning. It was a year of freedom, restoration, and celebration.

Debts were forgiven. Slaves were set free. Families were reunited with their ancestral land. It was a fresh start, a reminder that after years of waiting, restoration would finally come.

So why talk about the Jubilee year?

Because, ladies and gentlemen... even though Arsenal didn't have to wait 50 years, after years of near misses, heartbreak and perseverance, they too experienced their own season of restoration.

It's been 50 days since Arsenal were crowned 2025/26 Premier League champions.

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

it is an unwritten rule of life that after every prolonged period of hardship and uncertainty, there is going to be a period when you are going to achieve quantum leaps across multiple areas of your life. the only requirement is that you do not give up on yourself.

[A.Js Dad @ule_pirate]

@dktarus @Ronhotspur @JaphMutinda 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[A.Js Dad @ule_pirate]

@JaphMutinda @dktarus Unaona uzuri ya kushinda kikombe.
😁😁😁😁

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Aliko Dangote has revealed how he plans to finance his proposed $17 billion (about Sh2.2 trillion) oil refinery in Kenya.

Here's an explanation of how he plans to do it.

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