Ülla Ümlaut

she/her

East Saint Paul, MN

[Cristela Alonzo @cristela9]

If a doctor confused a scalpel for a thermometer and killed someone, they'd be arrested for murder. Also, stupidity is not a defense.

[Josh Telepman @JoshTel]

Unfortunately Milkshake Duck remains an evergreen tweet

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@TatianaTMac Having to pay $35 when else someone writes you a check and it bounces when you cash it. I've had this happen with small business employer. "Negative paycheck"

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@edburmila Why do the carnivores look like humans with animal heads, but the rabbit is clearly wearing some kind of mask?

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Mikki Kendall @Karnythia]

I love her energy. Yes.

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@Karnythia If the link didn't immediately tell them that they'd failed a test, and why they should have known it was fake/ phishing, it was a bad test.

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@Wicked_Wenches It was reinstated a little over a day later. The account was my 15 years with no change legal name so isn't likely to have been related to adult content. I remember the bad old days of Facebook name police, so wouldn't have been as surprised about my burly name account.

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

Facebook just locked my account and 'due to staffing shortages, may not be able to review it' (ever?) I run a theatre from there, and use facetime as the primary way to communicate with my mother. I barely even post personally, I don't know what's happening, but it sucks.

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@xChanzyx There might have been something vague in the initial notification when I tried to access my account, but I can't see it or even the "help" page unless I log out of that account and into another.

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@Artists_Ali I've only been in a different HMO than the one I was born into for 2 years of my life, but I have still needed to recite my health history SO MANY TIMES. Thing to consider throwing in: funeral programs or something with relatives causes of death written on them.

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

Come for the terrible boyfriend, read the thread for the lady who would never jeopardize the beans.

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@ellorysmith @dianelyssa Good things happen to people who earn them. Bad things happen to people who made bad choices because they have a poor moral character. Nothing is random or based on luck. /Sarcasm

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@GSeabhac @ellle_em My husband got another division's resident sneaky close talker in the sternum with something between a push and a punch when he came up behind him in his cube. Dude did did not come around to sell potluck tickets again..

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@CAwkward Over-helping like a reasonable person would have entailed standing outside the bathroom and not letting anyone else in for a while, not going full on dog whisperer in another adult.

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@Karnythia

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@Nicole_Cliffe There is no way I'm letting the element of chance determine which person I'm going home with. I know people who host and attend sex parties and... you need a screening process.

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@queenejizabeth @cvermar My understanding is that the max ADHD dose is 40 mg per day for adults (some GPs are not comfortable over 30), but up to 60mg for narcolepsy. Makes me feel better to know that medical amphetamine is shown to be more helpful than hear-exploding at much higher doses than I take.

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@queenejizabeth @cvermar @Nicole_Cliffe Adderall is an on-book thing for narcolepsy. The allowed dose is double that for ADHD.

[Ülla Ümlaut @UllaUmlaut]

@MaraWilson I remember it being like a ring around nyc of old grimy strip malls that immediately fades into acres of people bitching about the deer eating their hostas.