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@audreymoyer8 !!!!

[fish𓆛𓆜𓆝𓆞𓆟 @fishdanshi]

I thought of a new hypothetical to ask your partner: if I was an invasive species would you kill me for the good of the ecosystem or would you love me so much that you’d allow me to ravage the earth

[maybe: diane 𐚁₊⊹ @dianelyssa]

this is frying me why is george sitting with the obama girls like he’s part of the family 😭

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.

Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.

[Badbunny @Bdbunnybeyond]

Guys, I love this one too

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Explain in genius terms. Explain like I already know everything

[✥ @qamrlight]

everyday is earth day if u love nature enough

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Even today there are tombs to be opened, and often the stones sealing them are so heavy and so closely guarded that they seem to be immovable. Some weigh heavily on the human heart, such as mistrust, fear, selfishness and resentment; others, stemming from these inner struggles, sever the bonds between us through war, injustice and the isolation of peoples and nations. Let us not allow ourselves to be paralyzed by them! #Easter

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

i can’t do long division and i’m a failed anorexic

[FactPost @factpostnews]

JD Vance's upcoming book on his conversion to Catholicism uses a Methodist church on the cover.

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

Identifying birds from the background noise in TV shows im watching

[acquired hell boy @crybbfannypack]

sisyphus will never know the weight of eternally carrying a pair of big naturals

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

“Don’t yuck my yum” is a disgusting phrase, in both content and phonetics. Wielding vowels like a police baton

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

me getting ready to spew out the most insane propaganda if al gore decides to run in 2028

[allegory of @hucklerobbyism]

Reading some of yalls tweets

[Jebus @Jebus]

That Pearl Harbor joke really landed

[anna @_annajacqueline]

“No one’s coming to save you”

Actually it have a very long list of people that would come to my rescue at any time

[mr. probably gay @powcampsurvivor]

your honor please remind the plaintiff that being a tattle tale is really gay

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

The Andrew Jackson painting in Trump's office: