Garrett Ulmer

[Garrett Ulmer @ulmer_garrett]

@Zenophile @PennStateFball @GoPSUsports Yeah just watch it on TV man. I can’t justify 1,500-2,000 just for the opportunity to be there, not having even yet accounted for other travel costs, food, whatever.

Imagine the awesome party you could throw at your place with that same money. For an entire season, no less.

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@Garywalter16302 This is literally the mystery box in cod zombies.

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@tingleya05 @rawl316 @rickjeff78 Elite 😂

[Garrett Ulmer @ulmer_garrett]

@5150Mob1 @CycloneDave69 For a decade, Penn State fans had to hear about how Franklin was a mid coach who would never win a big game. Big Game James.

Then he gets fired and we hear about how he was a great coach and has the semi finals under his belt.

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@_BenLee @PSUPoorman Probably. That’s a really good observation.

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@GGroyperGeneral @JoshPateCFB It’s alright to not know. Have a good day though.

[Garrett Ulmer @ulmer_garrett]

@GGroyperGeneral @JoshPateCFB This is literally the opposite of cope. Do you even know what the word means? Clearly not.

Cope would be making excuses for the team. Like blaming the refs or saying the other team is way better than we thought.

[Garrett Ulmer @ulmer_garrett]

If it wasn’t bad enough to have to sit through a monumental Penn State collapse…

We had to watch it while ALSO being forced to listen to the same dumbass song and peep the same shots of Rockefeller Center and Universal Orlando every five minutes. WTF Peacock, you’re a joke.

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@basicblues Good.

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@TDsTake It’s over.

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@OnwardState The next what? Dose of watching zombies try to win a football game?

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@brianbabyak Nothing would be different. Besides covering the over.

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@joesmeltzer775 No energy. No passion. No caring.

[Garrett Ulmer @ulmer_garrett]

@BlueWhiteSports It’s funny because I totally get it. I had nowhere near as much passion as I did years past. I didn’t really get that upset when they blew it.

When you see the zombies on the sidelines who dgaf whether they win or lose, it’s easy to reciprocate.

[Garrett Ulmer @ulmer_garrett]

Did anyone else see Matt Campbell with his head down on the sidelines in the final quarter? All alone, sulking?

Where’s the passion? Where’s your attempt at firing up your team to perform right here right now? Where’s the attitude that this huge program hired you to be a leader?

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@BryceHarperMuse A real nail biter.

Clown.

[Garrett Ulmer @ulmer_garrett]

@SunnyFavs @B1OBEY0ND Why?

[Garrett Ulmer @ulmer_garrett]

@MikeAndTheMouse That’s a lot of words to cope with a substandard team being embarassed on national TV. You should consider taking the high road from here on out and waiting for Michigan to actually have any success this season before inserting yourself again. Big game Saturday, focus on that one