Paulo

[Paulo @ulopah_]

@scarface_254 😂😂

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Changed my wifi password and all of a sudden my neighbors started speaking in khoikhoi

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Mbona ume cavali,Songea karibu

[Paulo @ulopah_]

@scarface_254 😂😂

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Kujua Kujibonga huwa cheat code

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

My girl anaona natumia twitter na sina TikTok and my ig account is dormant ananiambia I exude masculine energy

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Sisi employed tunangoja mshahara after 30 days but pastor anatutegemea after every seven days

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

I hate to break it to you but if your girlfriend was out yesterday she’s a poko

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Feminists after finishing a prayer and remembering it’s “Amen” instead of “Awomen”

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Kuna mwenye ameambiwa she’s so fat she needs a drone to take a selfie

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Madem huwa tu sawa until uanze kumwonyesha una mpenda hapo ndio uta discover why the snake approached eve and not adam

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

When she yells harder but your life is already hard

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

There was farming in mesopotamia before farming on x

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Na huko kwa suluhu wanaita world cup ama kikombe cha dunia

[Paulo @ulopah_]

@scarface_254 😂😂

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Landlord ameongeza kifuli ingine nikiwa ndani ya keja but uzuri niko na msumeno

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Na mkunywe maji kwa wingi wakuu, mtu anatoka choo compound mzima inaanza kunuka ammonia

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Nili take advice yenyu nika spot a certain lonely girl, sahi ako attached na mm nadai kuondokea niendeleze my spotting activities

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Kukula dem ako na knocked knees missionary style huwa mission impossible, unapanua yeye miguu zinarudi involuntarily unabaki umeshikwa hapo design ya pegs kwa hanging line kumove inakuwa challenge

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Ama watoto wa pastor behave the way they do ju they see what there parents do behind smoking mirrors alafu kwa public wanaact holier than thou